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Structural Suffering!
2/5 of NEWAGE FUNK
Our Protagonist Reaches Their First Challenge...
Lyrics:
IntroL
(Some dumb ass)
ahh No !! not the most economically Viable car,., Of the 21"st centuryy!!!! :((( :(( (cry)
Verse 1: (some cool ass)
You will see at least one of them :D If youre out in an urban area,, for more than 3 entire Minutes..
They come in many colors but mostly ๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฏ๐น๐๐ฒ and ๐ฏ๐น๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ and ๐๐ถ๐น๐๐ฒ๐ฟ and ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ผ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ tropical colros too. eya theats right,, Im talking about::
(CHORUS))
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ x2 or 3 i dont remmber
*solo wooowww Wow*
(Verse 3)
Then In the darkens... Emerges a shadow.. (๐ฒ๐ป๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐ฐ๐๐ฆ???? ๐น๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐น๐๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐น๐๐>>?? ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐๐??? ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ?????!!!) ITs.. The honda .. Brand manager. with (s ceast and desist letter... Wait aminute...
Am i gonna have to get rid of.. my.. Sepcial. Hon - Ca - Honda? ??
Snare (Actually a Cowbell r)
(Verse)
ฤฑllฤฑllฤฑ ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐ป๐ป๐ป ๐ ฤฑllฤฑllฤฑ :"((( >:((( :(((D๐จ๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ.. ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฉ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ญ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฒ ๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ!!! ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ญ.. ๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ ๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ :( ๐ฆ๐๐๐ .. ๐๐๐ก๐๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก.,,
*Solo 4 WHoaaoaaa What
(verse 3)
But the brand manager turns to me,.. And saiys ""๐ฉ๐๐ธ๐พ๐. . (Forgeot the other fucking L what a Idiot) ๐ด๐ฉ๐.,.. ๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐. ๐๐๐น ๐พ . .... ๐ถ๐... ๐ผ ๐โฏ๐๐ ๐โก๐. ๐ T" hats what he waid/
(verse Ft Hardpanning)
And then he ,,, he takes. ouyt of. Oouohh . From the car lot next door theres a cvart coming in.. aN d. Its shaped rly nice,, with a very tropical color on it!! And.. Ohh, ohhh look, oh its driving up ,, Ohhh9h my god. Oh MY god.. Oh i see it !! its my car!! my carfr!! its . Its my!!0---
(CHORUS)
๐ท๐พ๐ฝ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐ฒ หโ*ยฐโข.หโ*ยฐโข ((OOHH WHAT THE DUCKK!K! RHWAT EH FUICKKK!!!!)) โขยฐ*โห.โขยฐ*โห
(Badass version of Oncill)
๐๐ข ๐๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐....
(regular version)
iiiCCC!!!! :DDD Hgondaa civiiciiicccc (repeat Idk )
(badass! !!)
๐ฌ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐!!!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐!!!! ๐๐๐!!!!
*Solo !! ! But its a copy paste Lazy producer Fuck itng Lazy*
ED Hololive Sunshine OhhH:
I love you honda civic... Yโแตคโ. youre my fa. youre my favorite. Car.
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Lyrics in regular text with no typos for those who prefer it or can read it better:
intro:
Ahh! No! Not the most economically viable car of the 21st century!
verse:
You will see at least one of them if you're out in an urban area for at least three entire minutes.
They come in many colors but mostly navy blue and black and silver and sometimes yellow and tropical colors too. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about:
chorus:
Honda Civic! x2
Verse 2:
Then, in the darkness, emerges a shadow. It's the Honda brand manager with a cease and desist letter. Wait a minute... Am I going to have to give up my special (stuttering) Honda?
Verse 3:
Wah! Don't take my car! I spent so much money on it! You can't have it, you can't have it! I'm never gonna give it to you, stay away from me...
Verse 4:
But the brand manager turns to me and says: "Oncill, You can keep your car. And I... Am... I love you." That's what he said.
Verse 5:
And then he takes out of--- Oh. From the car lot next door there's a car coming in. And, it's shaped really nice with a very tropical color on it! And, Oh, Oh look, Oh it's driving up. Oh my god, oh my god! Oh I see it! It's my car! My car! It's, it's my...
chorus:
Honda civic! x2
I'm driving in the fast lane...
And I'm obeying all the rules and regulations of the road! Yeah baby! Oh!
Outro:
I love you Honda Civic. You, you're my favorite. Car.
- Genre
- jazz-infested advertiser-friendly chaosrock