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Danii as Mordecai
RaccoonBroVA as Rigby
BTLtheWarlord as Benson
MetaMachine as Beavis
RNG as Butthead
Written by Grey Julius, Danii and JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Art by Serinaandart and BMB
Thumbnail by Jordy
Prod by Kustom
Mordecai and Rigby:
Dude, i don’t wanna stay here raking leaves
Eh, Benson won’t mind if we take our leave
And show these pairs of squares, they’re gonna get what theirs
So take a seat, but we didn’t wanna set up chairs! (woooah)
When we aspire for music we’re gonna make tons
But you’re only fire when you inspire real ones
Did nothing but sex jokes for several seasons
While we got a proper ending, HA in yo face sons!
No way the Oscars once had these two dummies
You couldn’t win awards if you faced me in punchies
Like, yeah, but we don’t even need to go that far with ya
You losers were just the opening act for Daria
Beavis and Butthead:
Buildup:
(laughing)
Uhhhh, Hey Beavis, aren’t we supposed to do something?
Oh yeah, we gotta do what those guys did, let me try
Screw you guys your rhymes are dookie
Your rhymes were even worse than regular show the movie
That sucked, gimme the mic you asswipe
And i’ll show you what lines you should write
Actual Verse:
So like uhhhhhhh, look at this roadkill
Yeah uhhhhhhh, he's got like no chill
Always jealous like, cause his bros skilled
We spit like when you want a hat, hehehe so ill
Your nobody's favorite, just being honest to start
All of your fans prefer your cast like a walk in the park
Worst music we’ve reacted to, you’re jumping the shark
Get back to work cause you’ve shown you’re no bite but just bark
You're not the first animals that we put up to bat
Go back to trippin’ balls and it won’t come to that
We’re scoring, you’re boring, you’ll never pose as us
Now you do the bare minimum, close enough
Mordecai and Rigby:
What a load, a verse is something you can barley do
I mean, the stuff they said was kinda tru- OW
I’ll put the hurt on you, homboneing certifies
You two literally couldn't hurt a fly
Beavis and Butthead:
Uhhh, that sucked you can’t handle a diss
Surprised you got through this without asking for Skips!
You ride a golf cart, but you don’t even putt
Cause It's anything but…….hehehehehe butt
Mordecai and Rigby:
STOP TALKING! Like baby ducks, just step off
I’M ROCKING, redemptions you can’t top
You two uglier than our toys that we stopped
We ain’t cooking up dead rats on our job
We really getting talked down by these two chumps, please
Go be like your dads, a couple sloppy junkies
Can you chew-out? With them gums on your face!
You’re not even the first ones who did outer space!
Your shtick is detent, like your crazy principle
Go cry about this loss to your favorite criminal
Let eachother die? Regularly Shows your cowardice
It's safe to say here that you’re both Powerless
Skit:
(Rigby, where’s the power?
I thought you had it
What?! Are you kidding dude
Hey Beavis, look what i found
Oh cool, let me see (starts going crazy after getting the power)
Well that can’t be good…)
Cornholio and Butthead:
I’ll make you regret everything that you’ve said
Call you my shirt cause, you’re in over your head!
I am Cornholio, I own all my foes
Not caring about your pal is something that you would know
Screwed your friend from college cause you’re a huge jerk
Most badass thing you’ve done was say piss on your network
We’re the only ones who can rock and roll
So stay parked in your house of the park you can’t control
I hate this Simp and Wimp cause all their verses are full
Of crap, I need TP for my Bunghole
(Cornholio uses The Power to create a bunch of TP and it completely wrecks the park)
Ending Skit:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY! I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO THOSE TWO ARE BUT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THIS TOILET PAPER OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Sooo…you guys wanna play video games
Uhhhh…….okay
Yeah-yuh!
These guys are pretty cool.
Yeah (laughter from B&B as the outro plays)
- Genre
- Hip-hop & Rap