50ft Deep by Chex published on 2020-04-01T22:01:11Z For r/Songaweek (March 26th - April 2nd 2020) They said not to panic But I'm way too pragmatic I was already moving When the broadcast turned to static Hidden entrance behind The refrigerator Flip of a switch and on comes the generator The bunker is deep At least fifty feet Aliens, zombie hordes No, it cannot be breached Stocked with MREs Vintage playboy copies Got a lab where I can Synthesize the antibodies Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, I warned you it would come to this Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, you really should have been prepared Failing to prepare Is just preparing to fail I paid for everything in cash And left no paper trail Ear on the transceiver While wearing my rebreather I have a plan for all of this Even the cabin fever Acid rain and toxic air I'm reading 'choose your own adventure' books In my underground lair Rubber boots and hazmat suits I'll keep warm in nuclear winter With freeze dried soups Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, I warned you it would come to this Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, you really should have been prepared Toilet paper Check Iodine Tablets Check Safety matches Check First aid kit Check Five thousand four hundred and forty-three kilograms of rice Check Iconic 1976 Poster of Farrah Fawcett Check CB radio Check Clean underwear Better double-check Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, I warned you it would come to this Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, you really should have been prepared Not gonna say I Told you so Oh, I warned you it would come to this Not gonna say I Told you so Cause there's no one left to say it to Genre Rock