Participation Award by Alias Patrick Kelly published on 2024-02-27T15:45:57Z Music by Bruce Butkovich Lyrics by Alias Patrick Kelly Participation Award Do you think I’m on the high road Just to take the long way around? Only the patient one can get us there. Charts n graphs n Chaperones Hold my hand inside the store Another quarter in the swear jar That always takes a little more CHORUS Please, don’t feed any animals Keep your hands and feet at all times here onboard I put too much in to this for oh so little An easy win becomes just another participation award. If I have to say “I told you so” Then it’s not a win Another Xmas gift – I’ll be re-gifting Hold my beer I’m coming through To fall upon your sword for you Is that a rattle beneath the stone that I’m lifting - For you. CHORUS Please, don’t feed any animals Keep your hands and feet at all times here onboard I put too much in to this for oh so little An easy win becomes just another participation award. BRIDGE It’s a victory I guess, It barely made the charts The small ones don’t impress Aw, bless your heart It’s a victory I guess, Got cast in a bit part The truth can be finessed Aw, bless your heart Genre Alternative Rock