Oprah Vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4 by BigBrother434 published on 2014-12-07T23:41:20Z EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ELLEN DEGENERES! VS! OPRAH WINFREY! BEGIN! Ellen DeGeneres: Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question? How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman? I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes, I got a pension So battling me is your intention? I better mention, you're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian Ohh, I'll knock you off of your throne, take a shot at everything you own I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say, (Dr. Phil) I think you better just leave her alone You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe is Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces Oprah Winfrey: I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya So check under your seat, because I got something for ya You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak Choke-ya Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards Ellen DeGeneres: Yes, you've got that power (power), and yes, I've got those kittens (kittens) I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens I like cute things that make people smile Make everybody feel good for a while Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile I thought I told you, your daytime reign is over I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa From ABC to LGBT to NBC and now it's all me I'm the best MC and the biggest star And I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car Oprah Winfrey: Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby You follow my lead cause I paved the road for ya You drive behind me in a second-hand Portia Check the Fortune 500, I'm a media wonder The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash Honey, once you go Oprah, you can't go back WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Genre Oprah Comment by Derrick Granger Operah 2022-02-05T00:16:33Z Comment by DaBeastZach lol 2021-04-01T14:42:55Z Comment by DaBeastZach huh? 2021-04-01T14:42:38Z Comment by Trenton Simms yeah daddy 2021-03-24T17:58:48Z Comment by ◇•Kari•♤ Oprah 2021-02-10T06:15:31Z Comment by Isaac m 192596 ellen ellen ellen go ellen 2021-01-05T19:00:49Z Comment by Isaac m 192596 go ellen 2021-01-05T18:59:07Z Comment by Rodryck Campbell oprah 2020-09-24T15:57:22Z Comment by Cory Adams like it 2020-09-15T12:38:30Z Comment by Yousef Dwaba You cant go back ! 2020-01-31T19:39:48Z Comment by 1999 bizarre summer It was almost a tie until Oprah at the end. Oprah definently won. 2020-01-09T00:45:39Z Comment by corndaddy Ellen won 2019-11-24T19:26:08Z Comment by Cutedoggo Ellan all the way 2019-10-07T23:33:20Z Comment by your outer demon Oprah won 2019-01-01T05:43:44Z Comment by onion_powder militia music 2018-11-25T02:50:37Z Comment by Misty Thompson kakarot rock 2018-11-23T02:45:54Z Comment by AestheticMilkshake hot hot melodies mang 2018-11-18T02:11:06Z Comment by Britney Lynn surprise blessings 2018-09-28T02:15:07Z Comment by A u s t i n ~ wonderful sound design 2018-09-23T01:08:29Z Comment by Beatriz porkchop! 2018-09-18T01:14:16Z Comment by Kristina layer precious 2018-09-14T04:46:29Z Comment by apollo up high 2018-09-08T03:08:33Z Comment by mf squish stepping it up 2018-09-07T02:47:08Z Comment by nurakid magnifico 2018-09-04T02:47:01Z Comment by Dicc Floppin cool stuff 2018-09-02T03:20:08Z Comment by cachi iii bumps 2018-08-31T02:16:32Z Comment by Natasha East funn times 2018-08-29T01:46:26Z Comment by a8andoned chronicc sonic 2018-08-25T03:14:54Z Comment by DrChillKat vibrations 2018-08-25T02:17:50Z