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This is a parody of Hakumen's theme SUSANOOH from Blazblue by Demonseth999, it is not mine, nor does the original song itself belong to Seth in any way shape or form, this was merely a joke on his part that was HEAVILY requested by his fanbase (including me) to be expanded on.
Link to the original video, and by extension, his channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfDAv_RQR0
Lyrics:
TO ALL YOU CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WANTED HAKUMEN! THIS ONE'S FOR ALL OF YOU!
HERE WE GO!
WHITE VOID, COLD STEEL, JUST SWORD, WITH BLADE, IN HAND, HE'll REAP, THE SINS, OF THIS, FOUL WORLD, CLEANSE IT, IN THE, FIRES, OF DESTRUCTION, NO FOE, SHALL ESCAAPE, THE END! HIS NAME IS HAKUMEN, THE END HAS COME, HAS COME FOR YOU!
SKIIILL, PUREST SKIILL!
FISHING, FOR PARRIES AND 5CS!
STAAAANDS, WITHOUT FEAR!
ONCE HE'S ON, THE SCREEN, YOU KNOW THE END IS NEAR!
THIS IS SUCH A LOAD OF SHIT!
PRESSED BACKDASH, I STILL GOT HIT!?
WHAT IS THIS GUY'S RAAAANGE!?
JUST TOOK 4K MIDSCREEN!
WHY'S HIS DAMAGE THIS OBSCENE!?
WHY DOES HEE GEET SOO MUUCH MEEEETEEEERR!?
THE NAME IS HA-KU-MEN!
CAMPING FOR HIS OVERDRIVE,
TOOUCH OF DEATHING YOU FOR SUUUUUURE!
THEY CALL HIM HA-KU-MEN!
METER GAIN SO OUTRAGIOUS!
SPAAMING COUNTERS LIKE A WHOOOOOORE!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMOORE!!
SKIIILL, PUREST SKIILLL
BITCH SLAP,ING GAME, BALANCE!
HOW FOOOOLICH THEY MUST BE!
MY FOES, KEEP BLIND,LY MASHING INTO ME!
HE SITS SLY AND BUYS HIS TIME,
TIL THE OPPERTUNITY,
FOR THE ROBBERYYYYYYYY!!
SHIT HE'S GOT OVERDRIVE!
AND IS THAT 8 METER I SEE!?
WHY MUST THIS BE THE DEATH OOOOOF MEEEEEE!?
THE NAME IS HA-KU-MEN!
GIVES NO FUCK'S ABOUT ZONING!
PLAAAYING THE GAME BY HIS OWN RUUUUUULES!
THEY CALL HIM HA-KU-MEN!
ABUSING ALL HIS BROKEN TOOLS,
TO SEND, YOU, DROWNING BACK IN POOOOOOLS!
UNINSTALL OR FACE HIS WRATH YOU FOOOLS!
HOOOW PAINFUL IT MUST FEEL TO BE CUT DOWN BY HIS MANLY STEEEEEEEELL!!
THE NAME IS HA-KU-MEN!
CAMPING FOR HIS OVERDRIVE,
TOOUCH OF DEATHING YOU FOR SUUUUUURE!
THEY CALL HIM HA-KU-MEN!
METER GAIN SO OUTRAGIOUS!
SPAAMING COUNTERS LIKE A WHOOOOOORE!
FUUUUUUUUCK THIS BAAAASTAAARD!
HE'S WAAAY TOO CHEEEAAAP!
IIIIIII'M GOING TO GO PLAY STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
And then they ran into Nagoriyuki, and nothing changed...