Pinecones by Bug Hunter published on 2020-08-07T22:56:21Z Hands up if life is getting stressful And shout if you are saddened by the news I need some tips to cope, some data or some anecdotes, 'cause right now nothing's workin' for my blues Sometimes I deal by playing music and sometimes I relax by reading books Sometimes I go downtown, climb a tree and don't come down and throw a bunch of pinecones at people A crowd has formed around my tree, just out of reach, and the police have blocked the street on every side But no one can climb it and I think its 'cause they know I have a pinecone here for everyone who tries I yell: I'm gonna live to be a hundred I'm gonna see them cure disease Then I'm gonna watch them go to war over the royalties so if you need me, I'll be in the tree If you need me, I'll be in the tree There's several cameras pointed up into my tree it seems the world's concerned with what I might do next… Throwing pinecones at photographers from up here in this conifer like Tarzan getting scouted by the Mets Yeah, I'm gonna live to be a thousand Got robot arms and run on robot feet Got robot legs and robot head and my robot ass don't know it yet but I'd be better off back in the tree So if you need me, I'll be in the tree… 'Cause no one's asking what would drive me up this pine Is it protest? Am I being paid to preach or advertise? No, this non-deciduous decision was all mine You can show a horse the ropes but no, you cannot make him climb And this tree's a makeshift metaphor and I prefer to think I'm just a stressed out Christmas ornament who needs some space to breathe And if the camera crews and crowded streets and dozens of police are my endless pressures manifested down below my tree Then this giant stack of pinecones… They are the lame and immature ways I deal with them But also how satisfying it is to do so... To dome one... when they're not looking... yeah I'm gonna live to be a million Longer than the flowers, birds and bees but if I start to come undone, make like a tree and hug someone Everybody needs a place to breathe just recognize when it is time to leave I'm probably gonna live forever but should I die (and that may be preferred) take me out and bury me and plant a tree right over me so I may help someone escape the world Yeah, I may help someone escape the world Genre Indie Comment by j_trnld🏳️🌈 cheers 2024-02-14T19:33:16Z Comment by Nee I always come back to this song every once in a while. I was one of the first listeners when this came out, and you can see my old comment from 3 yrs ago. Anways, 2020 was rough, and I have 0 good memories. Aside from finding this song, thank u❤️ 2023-11-24T05:57:03Z Comment by ChatLikesToMusic This but instead its like im deaf and cant hear the people under the tree until someone tries to actually touch me or drag me down. 2023-11-21T07:40:54Z Comment by Evil gang 😈 [READ BIO] oh hell yes 2023-05-29T18:50:24Z Comment by hulksmashley i have a pinecone here 4 any1 who tries 2023-02-28T18:48:47Z Comment by airy hfjone woah this is so cool!!! im gonna make a silly oc made with this song now!!!! /silly /lh 2023-02-23T03:44:29Z Comment by Frogsage yall really just stumbled upon this song and not search it up?? 2022-12-21T07:18:22Z Comment by justsyd I'm just a stressed out Christmas ornament🎄 2022-12-20T20:14:28Z Comment by spr00t_kaT143 i bet the person singing this song smells like the “fresh” smell from aerosol cans : ) 2022-12-18T20:42:38Z Comment by mochi Wow I love this 2022-11-23T22:55:50Z Comment by Mawce I'm gonna live to be a million 2022-11-03T14:58:36Z Comment by NATUNES26 Your music is awesome and relatable🤍🤍🤍 2022-09-30T02:49:22Z Comment by Loom This song makes me happy idk why 2022-09-15T10:55:32Z Comment by 🍰🍓🍑little angel🍑🍓🍰 I used to do that as a kid I still do but I get in alot more trouble than I did at 5 2022-07-14T13:07:14Z Comment by dr. cypress i love this song 2022-06-29T05:34:47Z Comment by CaptainAryes I am crackin'....this is everything for me hahahaa 2022-06-06T08:19:38Z Comment by hugz4.u 🙋 2022-04-16T12:49:38Z Comment by Finny boy Wooo 2022-03-15T19:27:38Z Comment by Luke In the tree 2022-03-01T01:16:28Z Comment by ★☆Sundrop☆★ this song gives me the happy chemical :] 2022-02-13T15:21:34Z Comment by ⁺⟡ vinnie i love this spng 2022-01-25T10:53:44Z Comment by Ashy :) Thank you Bug Hunter for this :) 2022-01-15T18:45:31Z Comment by Grogington I MISS THIS SONG <3 I would listen to this on loop for hours 2022-01-15T01:36:07Z Comment by Leon Lovely 💜🖤🍄🗡 this is my new favorite song 2022-01-10T13:10:21Z Comment by nola :3 THIS IS SO GOOD OMG 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻 2021-12-27T21:39:06Z Comment by the best jojo💪🏽💎 God this song got me through some really shitty times in my life thank you for making this☺️/gen 2021-11-29T04:16:25Z Comment by ❦♔𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓹𝔂❦♔ W O O 2021-11-17T11:38:23Z Comment by MyNameIsASecret amazing?!!! 2021-10-15T14:02:09Z Comment by User 15835957 *hands up* And AHHHHHAHAHHA 2021-09-04T17:44:07Z Comment by sakinzz N i c e 2021-08-17T09:00:46Z