The Reefer Song (A Cowboy Billy Herron Original) by Cowboy Billy Herron published on 2019-11-20T23:09:27Z USA Songwriting Competition Finalist Song (2019)!!!@! The Reefer Song By Cowboy Billy Herron My friends all like to do reefer They think it’s lots of fun. They laugh and joke with every toke. They ain’t hurtin’ anyone. But when they pass a joint to me, I have to wave it away. I feel bad because I'm kinda harshin’ their buzz, But this is what I say ... It makes me stupid as a stump. Horny as a hound. Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground. Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down. That’s what reefer does to me. Yeah that’s what reefer does to me. Now I know it’s getting legal In a growing number of states. Across the nation there’s a population Who think it’s really great. But when it comes to can-na-bis I have to say, “I can-not.” 'Cause when I do weed I’m guaranteed To get dimmer than a 15-watt. It makes me stupid as a stump. Horny as a hound. Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground. Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down. That’s what reefer does to me. Yeah that’s what reefer does to me. Ain’t like like I never smoked it. I had my share back when. But then one day I got carried away. Smoked a whole dime bag with a friend. When I went home I was in my room And things started getting weird. My Neil Young poster started talking to me. And I got really scared. I went outside, walked down the street. And everyone was staring at me. Cars hit the brakes for to see me baked. So I hid behind a tree. Then a psychedelic squirrel came up to me. And he looked me in the eye. He shook his little head, and then he said, "Dude, you are really high." So I ran back to my house again. And I didn’t know what to do, I went to the kitchen 'cause my belly was itchin’ For some junky no-good food. I decided to cook three hot dogs And I smothered them with Nutella. My Mom, she caught me in the act. She said, “What’s going on there, fella.” The kitchen was a mess, my Mom was mad. So I just went to sleep. That’s the last time I smoked pot my friends. 'Cause of what it does to me. It makes me stupid as a stump. Horny as a hound. Woozy as a worm that’s a-wigglin’ on the ground. Giggly as a girl gettin' tickled up and down. That’s what reefer does to me. Yeah that’s what reefer does to me. Genre Country Comment by Mike Hilton Haha, well done! 2023-08-06T00:10:43Z Comment by Tsarwicc I can relate 2023-06-18T19:30:20Z Comment by Craig T Elliott Great fun humorous song! 2023-01-01T16:47:12Z Comment by neil harding fun song. great alliteration 2022-10-25T00:30:04Z Comment by James Whiteman Brilliant! 2022-07-18T09:08:48Z Comment by Pamela Illanes-Tatsuoka Composer awesome song! 2022-06-12T06:23:22Z Comment by Clay Young Bigfoot stoned all the time! 2022-05-26T14:34:50Z Comment by Burritos Great tune brother 2022-05-24T22:59:33Z Comment by SaltyP Awesome storytelling! 2022-05-21T00:08:46Z Comment by St. Justin well done sir 2022-04-11T12:34:23Z Comment by Cowboy Billy Herron Thanks Ry! 2022-04-09T02:03:30Z Comment by Ry Sczewurski ahahaha!! love it. humourous and catchy 2022-04-08T21:26:45Z Comment by Cowboy Billy Herron @hiraethsry: Thanks hiraeth ... great to connect. 2022-03-01T18:36:13Z Comment by Uncharted Course It does it to me too 2022-02-25T04:39:14Z Comment by Zzzzerbot reefer! 2022-01-22T01:56:13Z Comment by Señor Ali Great stuff! 2022-01-05T17:28:12Z Comment by The Strums Nice! Is it even legal in Virginie? 2021-12-20T17:13:59Z Comment by Gene Jumper great track great vocal and music. 2021-12-20T13:19:07Z Comment by Francois Cormier Hahahah, delightful folk-fun right here! 2021-12-18T20:23:40Z Comment by Gabriel A great, authentic song! Lives completely from the great singing, especially these slight delays or longer drawn word parts are very nice. In general, the lyrics are very rhythmically accurate and written with a suitable number of syllables. Just that is a great art. And this is a very nice finale with polyphonic singing. Top title! 2021-10-02T09:20:44Z Comment by Jesus Flores Guitarrista muy original ,buen trabajo 2021-08-29T04:34:32Z Comment by Pep Staarrs Very authentic music! :) 2021-08-28T05:45:40Z Comment by Dgé breton yes for your catchy country song.make me happy and relax man. 2021-08-26T15:01:39Z Comment by Atsushi Shirasu Nice song😊🙏🏽 2021-08-26T03:35:56Z Comment by Cowboy Billy Herron @user-138663860 well hells bells back atcha sunnidayz. Love your music and i am glad it gave you a laugh. Honored to hear from you and i hope we can keep in touch. 2021-08-05T00:23:44Z Comment by AudioSubtitles Thats all the right reasons!!!! Lol 2021-07-23T20:09:48Z Comment by Brian Schaefer Clear and plain and right, like John Prine. 2021-07-20T00:54:58Z Comment by Jan madsen Ukulele Suoer great song 2021-07-17T16:13:55Z