Tale Of A Land Whale by Curmudgeon published on 2012-11-26T22:21:48Z Let me tell you a story about one day when i went out for a drive. i godamn ran into a land whale the size of a friggin' boat this is how it goes... one day i was driving around i saw this woman around town she weighed about 300 pounds and she had 5 chins she looked at me with squinty eyes cause her fat was pulling them down your big fuckin head is really gross and i puked in my mouth instead.. she said it's a glandular disorder.... oh no it aint it's genetics.... ohhh no it aint it's mcdonalds fault.... oh no it aint it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face it's genetics...... oh no it aint its the restuarants.... oh no it aint it's my daddy's fault... oh no it aint it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face yeah baby... she looked at me with those demon eyes like i was a slice of pizza i turned myself around and i started to run cause the hunger is insatiable... you know what she said to me? this is what she said to me bro, i can't beleive it myself but this is where it went. it's genetics... no it aint it's cause im sad..... no it aint it's food labels.... oh not it aint it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face it's bacteria..i dont feel so good.. its my fault.. im going to throw up.. im sad DOoo DOO Doodelde Woommbababa! Laddyy chigggadatootoo!!! It's genetics.... no it aint it's my mothers fault... fuck no it aint it's a glandular disorder.... oh jesus christ no it aint!!! it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!!! it's cause im sick... oh no it aint it's mcdonalds... oh no it aint jesus fucking christ oh no it aint!!! it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!!! ohhhh in your face now when you die, they're gonna take two plots cause you're so fucking huge it's cause im sad... oh no it aint i have a tummy ache oh godamn no it aint! I'm allergic to vegetables.... oh no it aint it's your fat fucking hands stuffing food in your face!! it's depression she said to me as i went back to my car and i drove away....... ohh ooowoooowooowoooo ooooeeeeooooo Genre Bluegrass Comment by 505cheech505 this is funny 2013-05-17T16:30:02Z Comment by GlaĆsjo Melo nice guitar and voice ;) 2013-05-17T12:06:39Z Comment by Vortex in a Bag Such fun ! Nicely done . 2013-05-17T10:11:36Z