307: Snizza John by Dear Hank & John published on 2021-10-08T18:45:37Z What can a license plate tell you? Which person is the piggy in the piggy back ride? Why can't tractors go faster? Why are there so many jewelry ads on the radio? Why can't I get dressed the night before? Can non-cherry fruits be maraschinoed? What is TV static? Is a two-headed hydra two pets? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Comment by cliffdog01 I don't think you're right I'm pretty sure it changed to piggy back because of hunting (it's a little messed up that we gave it a kiddy sound). After you shoot a Boar you tie a rope between the front and rear feet and wear the pig like a backpack https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1578/1323/files/Pig_hunter_safety_h_1024x1024.jpg?v=1589928438 https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1578/1323/articles/P5124098_1920x.progressive.JPG?v=1598751334 2021-10-22T07:06:12Z Comment by COOLSKELETON99 The webcomic Order of the Stick beat you to both the “give it so many heads it can’t walk” and the “infinite food” ideas about 15 years ago 2021-10-17T02:50:46Z Comment by Raphael Swift I need a podcast player for my tractor 2021-10-13T15:26:12Z Comment by Stuart Yeo it's okay john im a sneezer too 2021-10-12T07:40:37Z