Asteroid Miner (with John Byrne) by Gom Jabbar published on 2021-10-09T03:23:07Z https://youtu.be/OKai3vc2a0c [original guitar score by @john-byrne-117035719] 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - IGNITION! Final lap dance, one last drink but baby don’t feel sorry for me. About to ditch the thing that makes your boobs swing, back up the well to where the rocks roll free. ‘Cause I’m an asteroid miner (wooh-ooh!) like my daddy and my paw-paw was. And yeah, I wear manliner (wooh-ooh!) just so you would know I’m not your earthworm cuz. I’m an asteroid miner. (miner, miner, wooh-ooh!) I’m an as-te-ro-oid mi-i-i-i-iner (ooh) [break] Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah! You're part of my therapy (ye-eah!) Out in the Belt I’m closer to God and I thank Him for pressurizing my pod. I shoot from the hip and trust my gut and gut anyone that tries to steal my cut! ‘Cause I’m an asteroid miner (wooh-ooh!) born on a hull where we drink our piss. But I wear designer (oh-ooh-ooh!) just to let you know I’m not your broke-ass sis. As-teroid mi-ne-er—mine that asteroid... (owww!) I know who to sell to, who to bribe, and who to rob. No Martian robot’s gonna steal my job. Got a powerful lobby in the Solar Alliance. We say, give us better ships but fuck your science! (yeah, fuck your science!) And I’m not gay, not even bi-curious. When I sleep with other men it’s because I’m “Mercurious” It’s okay to want a penis— just pray it away when you slingshot from Venus. Asteroid miner—pillar of the Solar economy Asteroid miner—never a pillar of salt for sodomy (that was never me!) Asteroid miner—never covet my pilot's wife Asteroid miner—but my pilot’s torso makes me feel alive... [instrumental break] Lap dance over but don’t worry about me— I’m headed to a place where everything hangs free. It’s pretty cool if you like huge diamonds. I’ll introduce you to my best friend Simon... Ooh, Simon! He’s my favorite asteroid miner. Genre Rock Comment by Krauw Great song, good feeling with the voice and guitar 2024-02-11T22:48:35Z Comment by 1strongsoul 👀👂👌 2024-02-02T14:04:42Z Comment by RETROSPECTION Now this certainly is something different! Fun lyrics, gravelly sounding vocal and good instrumental backing! 2024-01-09T01:50:43Z Comment by shane Searls Asteroid Miner is a great track well done 2023-11-07T20:46:35Z Comment by Creabzayd wow! 👌 2023-11-07T20:46:29Z Comment by Andrew LB Smith This is so well constructed, and what a fantastic production too 2023-11-07T19:11:09Z Comment by Yung Saturn Love the rock vibes here bro good job 2023-11-06T22:16:43Z Comment by Edge Of The Void Cool song! I like the funky groove. The bass and guitars are killer on this one. Nice job! 2023-11-06T16:29:20Z Comment by Felipe Cesar Hot 2023-11-05T19:10:10Z Comment by Forget Me Not Records Artists Pretty cool 2023-11-05T12:37:38Z Comment by Franco_Toscano 🔥 2023-11-04T22:53:56Z Comment by Funkle Ace Sick 💯 2023-11-04T15:05:53Z Comment by Fall Of Rome 👊 2023-10-14T20:35:22Z Comment by Summer's Shadow This is awesome , catchy and hillarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 2023-10-04T14:15:37Z Comment by Hank Fantastic songs! Each one a commentary on the human condition. Yes, there is intelligence on earth..it's here 2023-08-31T04:54:54Z Comment by Dreaming While Awake great sound, this is awesome, reminds me of The Expanse 2023-08-23T16:05:07Z Comment by ceesavthestreetsavceeimok rocking out to dis jam keep up da good tunes man 2023-07-11T18:28:45Z Comment by Marco Siri Fire 🔁 2023-07-10T10:12:11Z Comment by Brandon Chauncey Love it dude, sounds super fun. Good work! 2023-07-09T19:15:42Z Comment by ꓘB The bass line I’m the beginning is super fire! 🔥 2023-07-08T00:39:53Z Comment by Wojtek Stecyszyn Another treat. Another great job Gom Jabbar! 2023-07-05T05:40:26Z Comment by Steve Duffie Fun song! Love the guitar and vocals work perfect for this song. 2023-07-02T15:51:44Z Comment by Biggie George that bass on point lets go vibes 2023-07-01T07:11:22Z Comment by JD Great tone at the guitar. 2023-06-29T07:53:02Z Comment by William Sanford Cool 😈 2023-06-24T12:53:55Z Comment by MOON AND ARIES what a great sound journey! 2023-06-24T08:10:01Z Comment by Felix Monteverde thats great your voice like Frank Zappa reincarnated like it very much great work and the guitar solo rocks tha show 2023-06-24T05:51:30Z Comment by Nicholas Ryer Play this at my funeral 2023-06-22T18:31:07Z Comment by Lil Mist 🔁 2023-06-19T10:00:52Z Comment by El Dragón Rojo Muy buen tema, a seguir así. La guitarra suena de escandalo 2023-06-19T06:24:17Z