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Inspired by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, I present to you WIP (Work In Progress). It's about crafting in quarantine, a love-letter to all of the projects we have started but not yet finished.
Lyrics and vocals by Grace Dobush, audio engineering by Franzi Kunze.
WIP LYRICS
I said handmade freak, seven days a week
Got a work in progress, but I ain’t touched it in weeks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I’m picking up my work in progress
Need ideas what to do with my work in progress
Got my glitter and my glue for my work in progress
Craft it up, lockdown’s long
isolating, and I’m scarred
Get that work in progress out
And I’m gonna craft so hard
Get out my room, I wanna make
Something amazing while I’m on break
Knit up a storm, try out my books
Let’s crochet, I’ll share my hooks
Make a mini house, I'll build it cute
a Peewee’s Playhouse substitute
I want to stick all of these googly eyes right on this little facade
Tack it down, iron it tight
Staying home, no end in sight
There’s no rules, and there’s no plans
But let me tell you how I start these trends
Wait a minute, I ain’t close to finishin’
Never interrupt me when I’m scissorin’
Never follow patterns, the patterns gotta follow me
Running out of glitter, gotta go on a shopping spree
Yeah, I go to Michaels, I ain’t snobby
But I never fuck with Hobby Lobby
Got my coupons, got my flyers
Got my cart, tearing up these aisles
Get that glitter and those pens for my work in progress
Get those buttons and sequins for my work in progress
Bust these gift cards just to realize my work in progress
Make it rain if you wanna see my work in progress
Look, I need a glue stick, need a bent trimmer
Need a heat gun, need a light shimmer
Need some fresh felt, I need some jump rings
I can’t forget those Shrinky Dinks
Got coupons? That’s what I’m saying
Project 800 just like my credit
They got a special, well, I'm tryna get it
I got it started, now I gotta finish
I don't quit, I wanna craft
I wanna throw, I wanna cast
I want to make my project miraculous, like something you’d never imagine
My craft game is fire, this project is bitchin’
Try to distract me but I keep on stitchin’
I craft this thing like it’s one day to Christmas
When I get it finished, you won’t wanna miss this
Your honor, I’m old school crafty
Beastie Boys wrote a whole song about me
Making shit is a messy endeavor
Spill glitter in here, you got glitter forever
Never sell on Etsy, but I don’t keep it
At the holidays, you know that I sweep it
Handmade gifts for everyone I’m meeting
Leslie Hall, yo, she would love to see it
If it don't shine, then it ain’t fine
If there’s no glitter, then it ain’t mine
I’m not quite done, don’t have the time
But I’ll pick it up again just like this rhyme
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I’m finishing my work in progress
Got my basket and my stash for my work in progress
Clear my table, clear my cache for my work in progress
Now get that glitter and those pens for my work in progress
Get those buttons and sequins for my work in progress
I'm talkin' WIP, WIP, WIP, that's my work in progress
Martha Stewart thinks it’s hot, that's my work in progress
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- Comedy