Luigi's Lament by Ass published on 2020-05-06T15:28:24Z I Only uploaded this to spite somebody, I did not make this song, but I wrote the lyrics (Which wasn't posted on the Actual video). Fuck you @SpamKiller_1 aka @user-640403362. I bet SpamKiller_1 Isn't your real account you little shit AHAHHAHAHA THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT YYYYYYOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA [EVERY LISTEN IN THIS SONG IS A "FUCK YOU" TO SPAMKILLER AND THAT EDGY SANS AU IN THE COMMENTS!!] Lyrics: The boy in green, oh yeah it's me Luigi [Spoken]: It's-a-me Luigi! My mansion was such a lonely place to bee-gi [Spoken]: Nobody-a talk to me! The ghosts would throw away the key to lock their rooms when they would See me walking down the hallways with my hoover. [Spoken]: It's a hoover of friendship! My friends would laugh at me, including Yoshi The creature I literally RIDE on! (Pause on that lmao) They laughed at me because I'm clumsy and I'm tall. [Spoken]: They don't care at all! They only care about my jump And last year daisy gave me the dump... (Dayum) 'Cause she secretly had a fling-with-a Yoshi. (DAYUM) -Which I'm pretty sure is illegal... I was tired of this-a Mario land and I'm afraid I had to force my hand... So I took them all for a mansion tour I said I had an extension! But on the second floor, they fell through a trapdoor To a cage, I made that day! And I paid Bowser to scare my friends To play a little prank on them. But Ironically Bowser pranked me And started to torture my closest friends He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi That powers a giant machine That makes his evil wooden deathships fly. [Spoken]: If he stops running we all-a die! And Peach was serving drinks to guys Just like in that movie: "Return of the Jedi" (Nice reference bro) There's no chance of an escape... I may have made a big mistake... [Pirranha Plants]: This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake! (Thats what my parents called me) [Spoken]: OOoOOoOOoooHHHh NOOooOooOOo~ [Pirranha Plants]: This isn't what he wanted for goodness sake! Toad was kept, Deep within a dungeon. He hasn't eaten in months! (Kinky..?) As a one-man factory mass-producing mushrooms [Spoken]: His bum is-a extremely-a tired! And Mario was smashing bricks whilst goombas hit him hard with sticks There's no chance of an escape... I may have made a big mistake... [ I may have made a big mistake ] [Pirranha Plants]: This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake! [Spoken]: NOOOoooOooO HooO HooO~ HoOOOOooo Hoooo~ (Merry Christmas) [Pirrhanha Plants]: This isn't what he wanted, for goodness sake! As for me, Luigi, I'm still-a lonely... Sigh I may be a little more lonely than before... And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed By an evil spiky tyrant Blastoise (Roasted) The lesson that I learned that day... Is never turn your back- - Luigi Gets a concussion - [Bowser]: Shut up. [Bowser]: Stop playing that song man, It's depressing. You're depressing everyone in here. Just play the song I asked you to play [Spoken]: B-But I don't want to play that song anymore! That song insults me! [Bowser]: Play the song or I'll kill your entire fa-Chuckle or I'll kill your entire family. O-Oh..Okay..I-a play the song [Spoken/Sung?] Ba-ba-ba-baabaa baa bum.. bah bah bum.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Um.. Do not Bully People (Edit): Apparently this song is SECOND PLAE in the Religious tag, so I'm going to Plug my Switch FC here, I play SSBU, Splatoon 2 competitively Please friend me daddy~ SW-7660-7790-6511 Discord: PK Love#3450 Genre Religeous Comment by @Tails_Prow1er Mario in the car explaining to peach why luigi owns an onlyfans: 2023-01-22T23:14:25Z Comment by jmans cool yeah shut the f*ck up dumd a*s 2023-01-09T15:09:51Z Comment by Ah Hell Nah Luigi lives matter 2022-12-04T05:04:18Z Comment by wormgutzz when you're sad you understand the lyrics. ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ 2022-11-18T22:30:53Z Comment by SpamKiller_1 haha, you wrote out the lyrics like a fucking retard. Glad you wasted your time loser. 2022-11-17T05:30:56Z Comment by Just some artist dude in the internet I had to listen to this. 2022-10-21T11:44:32Z Comment by felixcat5963 LUIGI DONT well actually you deserve more do it 2022-09-24T23:22:18Z Comment by Dumitru Balan Soo. Sad๐ญ๐ข 2022-07-23T18:51:44Z Comment by Kenta All jokes aside, this is pretty sad 2022-06-11T18:27:03Z Comment by namuH banger song 2022-04-20T04:10:55Z Comment by PeachGuy2017 ff for toad and luigi 2022-03-21T07:54:15Z Comment by Ah Hell Nah Ya guys having *** with a yoshi is Illegal 2022-03-12T16:10:27Z Comment by kakyion Sad luigi 2021-10-10T17:53:21Z Comment by ManaphyMyths luigi needs to be treated just as much as Mario 2021-09-09T12:41:55Z Comment by miitopia fan OH NO 2021-08-28T02:21:15Z Comment by miitopia fan YOU DON'T SAY 2021-08-28T02:20:03Z Comment by Angel-Cat /The second pixel creator [offline] it's a me green Mario 2021-06-03T13:00:59Z Comment by Jacob Gonzalez they alll laft lafffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt pretty shure thats eeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll 2021-04-26T14:31:43Z Comment by SpamKiller_1 FUCK YOU!!! 2021-03-26T15:40:22Z Comment by CoolGuy:Dโs Musical Hits! This is a tale of Luigiโs big mistake (Luigi: OH NOOOOOOO!) This isnโt what he wanted for goodness sake 2021-03-24T21:03:56Z Comment by Kingofcoma what 2021-02-25T17:55:29Z Comment by Ron Wait what no! 2021-01-26T01:56:28Z Comment by nightshade we feel bad for this luigi guy we need to go to his universe and give every body a bad time 2021-01-18T17:05:34Z