No Solicitation Song by Joe Stroffolino published on 2024-02-27T03:11:40Z I’m a two legged no solicitation sign I don’t need to buy your stuff I’m doing just fine I’m not interested in hearing about your pitch I don’t care if you say you can make me rich I’m not interested in buying what you’re selling There’s something fishy that I’m smelling They say there’s a sucker born every minute This feels like a scam and I’m not stepping in it All these people out there interested in Selling things, I’m not buying But every single day even when I say no, they keep right on trying My phone numbers on the do not call list but the telemarketers can’t seem to resist They call me at work They call me at home What I really want is to be left alone I’m on my exercise bike and I hear the door bell There’s a guy out there with something to sell I’m covered in sweat and I’m breathing hard And he wants to hand me his business card All these people out there interested in Selling things, I’m not buying But every single day even when I say no, they keep right on trying I just want to stream videos on my phone Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone I just want to stream videos on my phone Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone They say your car warranties about to expire And the price of repairs keeps getting higher you can give your credit card over the phone To a random stranger from the comfort of home These infomercials on your TV They tell you how great your life can be For just four easy payments you can buy a new blender You can make fruit smoothies to recover from a bender. All these people out there interested in Selling things, I’m not buying But every single day even when I say no, they keep right on trying I just want to stream videos on my phone Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone I just want to stream videos on my phone Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone Genre Rock Comment by Ingo Bremenkamp 😉👌 2024-05-27T14:28:15Z Comment by Linda Straub Love it. Your song are always great and say what we all feel. 2024-05-26T23:45:05Z Comment by JERUSALEM TIGER cool track man sweet so true 2024-03-19T00:34:50Z Comment by Gino Di Nunno Yes! Yes! The truth! 2024-03-17T18:12:07Z Comment by Blender and Chirp Brilliant!!!🚨🚒🧯 2024-03-17T14:52:18Z Comment by Florian Lüthi But if you bought, you’d get a set of first class knives for free...! 2024-03-07T08:05:22Z Comment by Sal Love this 🔥🔥🔥🔥 2024-03-07T05:51:51Z Comment by THE BOY You have a good voice‼️ The sound is wonderful‼️ 2024-03-06T02:24:06Z Comment by Kurt Mottershead Great track, great lyrics 2024-03-05T23:23:33Z Comment by dSh Diggers classic! luv it , so rhythmic and enjoyable really 2024-03-05T19:52:35Z Comment by Dave Rose 👏 2024-03-05T08:17:35Z Comment by Kenny Hultqvist aww great music great track well done.🎶👍😎 2024-03-04T22:26:55Z Comment by IMRE LODBROG right away! Love this, what it says, how it sings! 2024-03-04T17:15:34Z Comment by Clay Young Put a fish in the blender! 2024-03-03T18:52:55Z Comment by Tricky Cat Records luv it 2024-03-03T00:50:02Z Comment by MIAMI JEFF Another great song Joe! That's the way is today!👍✌🏼😎 2024-03-02T23:57:57Z Comment by Heidi-Marie Arapa Brilliant, awesome lyrics. Keep up the great work & message to the world. 2024-03-02T20:23:55Z Comment by LARENGONAT Cool song Joe 👌 2024-03-02T14:33:27Z Comment by RENTT Preach!! I totally agree with this great song!! 2024-03-02T14:32:14Z Comment by Janne Hennie cool song! 2024-03-02T12:48:10Z Comment by J.O. great song - good mix☀️☀️☀️ 2024-03-02T11:57:49Z Comment by PJ Project Great song Joe aas always 2024-03-02T11:47:05Z Comment by Joe Stroffolino I should mention that the guy knocking on my door was trying to sell me rooftop solar. They stop by regularly. 2024-03-01T23:50:02Z Comment by MaurusMcNL thanks for making me smile :0) Great song with a great, simple story told in a fun way. 2024-03-01T23:33:56Z