Mooching Off the Elderly by MCB published on 2018-04-04T15:03:15Z Here are some quick facts for ya, hot shot! This album is going to make you spontaneously orgasm at the breakfast table in front of your pastor and close friends. This album is gluten free and refuses to negotiate with terrorists. Jon Bon Jovi was asleep on a futon in the studio for the entirety of the recording process. This album will NOT be coming out in Braille. EVER! This album is what it sounds like to lie to children.