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[Neil and a small white dog are seen carrying boxes of various items.]
NEIL: Welp. That should be everything. Thanks for the help, kid!
AIMKID: Don't mention it. Hey, uh, by the way, what's with the Persona 5-
NEIL: THANKS FOR THE HELP. KID.
AIMKID: Aye caramba!! I'm outta here lol thanks for having me.
[The small white dog extends it's limbs and walks out of the Weekyard.]
MARTIN: It's a shame to see you go, Mr. Cicierega.
NEIL: Yeah, well... It happens to the best of us, I suppose.
SCOTT: It's been a real blast having you around, man. And hey! If you're ever free sometime down the road, maybe we could rig that cabinet machine to play some Smash 64!
NEIL: Wow that is such a bad idea. I love it!
BIFF: You put up a good fight, sport. GEICO will always have you covered.
NEIL: Thanks, Biff. You're unironically the only grandpa I'd talk about the internet with.
BIFF: Of course. That sounds like fun.
HEAVY: You remind me of good friend. Just as small and puny... Less annoying. Better looking face, too.
NEIL: Thanks for the compliment! I guess.
SCOTT: Hey, us white guys with glasses all look the same. Let's all go get jobs as models!
NEIL: Definitely call me if Ford Modelling is looking for someone like that. Speaking of "Ford", Hey Biff! You think you could hook me up with two quality trucks?
BIFF: Oh? Why so?
NEIL: No reason... no reason at all...
[A small cat appears from nowhere from behind Neil's legs and starts rubbing against them.]
SOFT FUZZY MAN: (Mario Paint Cat Noises) What
SCOTT: That's an... interesting cat.
NEIL: Not quite! But acceptable!
SCOTT: Wha-
NEIL: N-Nevermind.
[As Heavy is lost to his thoughts, he quickly snaps back to his senses.]
HEAVY: Oh! I have best idea!!
NEIL: Lay it on me!
BIFF: What's up, big guy?
HEAVY: Heavy knows great place for friends to hang out! Great people, too. We celebrate there!
SCOTT: Sounds like fun! I'm in! What do y'all say?
BIFF: It's sexy celebration time.
SCOTT: What do you think, Ne- wh-wait, where's Neil??
[A red and blue car pulls up to the entrance at the Weekyard. The window rolls down.]
NEIL: šššš people call me the space cowboy...!
This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and JoeyVFX @joeyvfx with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto.
A callback to Neil's greatest hits.
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Wholepunch - What
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Krypto Digital & BobTheTacoCat - Nymbers 2
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Cris - Shelter Tapes
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El Senva - Semi-Charmed Circulation
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TheGuy - Phil Collins Is Gone
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Gnirob - Wow, A Train Of My Own Truck!
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almostofftopic - Some Trucks
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TheHolyT-Bo - Aaron Moods (Come Get It)
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WholePunch - Jordan
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Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards The Endgame
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Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
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Wholepunch & TheGuy - Losers Achievement Award
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TheGuy - Stronger Moods
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TheGuy - No Eyed Senorita
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Weekyard ft. DiamondBrickZ - No Eyes Senorita: LIVE
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Toothnt - My Kitties / Pink Recess
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TheGuy, CactusTeam & Gnirob - Mouth Mollusk
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TheGuy & Gnirob - What's New, Virgin Wonder?
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SmashMania - Wii Phone
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CactusTeam - Scott the What
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Gnirob & DiamondBrickZ - Two Dicks On Fire
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KryptoDigital - Spinning Russians
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CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
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craftersshaft - Semi-Charmed Jupiter
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Wholepunch - Ke$hanomics
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ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns And Highways
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Cris - Waters of WowClown
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Cheezy - The Ultimate Shopping Experience
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MS360 - Victory! - Neil Cicierega
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MS360 & TheGuy - Victory! Neil Cicierega (Extended)
BRACKET A: Round 4
Neil absolutely slams Charles Barkley. (71.22% - 28.78%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
In a very odd situation involving bots and Strawpoll.com, Neil illegitimately loses to Geico Gaming. Nothing is done about this. What the FUCK,. (50.19% - 49.81%)
LOSERS 2: Round 3
Neil beats Billie Eilish. Chair is pissed. (65.45% - 34.55%)
LOSERS SEMIFINALS: Round 2
Neil Cicierega beats Snail-Chan. (53.47% - 46.53%)
LOSER FINALS:
Neil narrowly loses to Scott the Woz. (57.58% - 42.42%)
Stay Jammin, Neil. Thank you for the ultimate showdown of a Lifetime.