You've Been Chained (What a Dumb Card) by Metallion published on 2020-09-03T11:47:41Z This is a song by Soikkam and Myself that makes fun of an overcomplicated Magic The Gathering card. If you like what you are hearing, we have a band called Drakon Prizrak. Check us out! Our band: https://drakon-prizrak.com Soikkam: https://www.instagram.com/singerofthe7seas/ Lyrics: [Verse 1] That’s a nice island you’ve got there. Whatcha gonna cast? Ponder, Uro, preordain or Coatl at End Step? (Fuck this card!) Drawing cards is pretty fun. I’ll put a stop to that. I know you need to fetch a land. Just don’t cast Brainstorm. (This card makes my brain hurt!) [Chorus] You’ve been Chained! You can’t out-value me! You’ve been Chained! I actually play 4 copies of this stupid card. [Verse 2] Let me tell you how this card works. It’s quite confusing. If you would draw a card besides the one on draw step, (This card is dumb!) you must first pitch a card before you can draw one more. If you have no more cards in hand, mill 1 from the top. (Call the judge!) [Chorus 2] You’ve been Chained! You can’t draw after milling! You’ve been Chained! I’ve had at least 100 judges called on me. [Chorus 3] You’ve been Chained! You can’t out-value me! You’ve been Chained! You can’t draw after milling! You’ve been Chained! Now I just need two more English Nether Voids. Genre Metal Comment by FATAL EXIT Cool song! Kinda reminds me of old school Helloween in a way! 2020-10-31T19:56:50Z