.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out by NerdcoreVPC published on 2021-04-04T18:20:50Z Fandom: Harry Potter Character: The Sorting Hat This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. Sorting gang. We're the worst. [chorus] x2 If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. [verse 1] I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. And Dumbledore... Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless and looking away when children perish in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? I put him in with confidence that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. [chorus] x2 [verse 2] Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, categorize and emphasize the differential lines. Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis share an important link, and other sordid things. It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think... [chorus] [outro variant] If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? See, you're taught to be naughty... Comment by Osiris Green 🔥 beat, verses insane, hk 🔥 2021-04-04T20:50:13Z Comment by 2-Ton 21 Loving this bass 2021-04-04T20:06:20Z