FREE DL: Santa Bacon (parody of 'Santa Baby') by Phoole ft Skeewiff by Phoole published on 2018-12-15T19:56:03Z Back at the dawn of Phoole & the Gang in 2013, my wife Tiffany and I were in a grocery store that happened to have one of those toy-crane novelty machines - we call them 'claw machines' or 'grabby machines.' Players put in a coin or two, or a dollar most likely these days, and maneuver a crane 'claw' into position; when the machine's brief timer elapses after a few seconds, the claw drops down and either grabs a prize, or doesn't, and then retracts. If it grabs a prize, it drops the prize down a chute for the player to keep. Tiffany happens to be a stone-cold grabby-machine hustler - she wins every time she plays. And on this particular occasion, we discovered this particular grabby machine had in it a very weird prize we'd never seen before: SANTA BACON. It was a stuffed-toy piece of bacon, with arms and legs and eyes and a moustache, and a Santa Claus hat. It made no sense at all. I wanted it. Tiff played and won it immediately, on the first try. As I gloatingly paraded it about the grocery store, Tiff said, "You now have to do a parody of 'Santa Baby,' but rewrite the lyrics so they're all about Santa Bacon instead." We re-wrote the lyrics together, Skeewiff kindly and indulgently supplied an incredible, perfect instrumental - and a crispy, delicious legend was born! Genre Christmas Comment by Bosley Hahaha 2018-12-28T11:01:22Z Comment by Deer lick Brilliant! :D 2018-12-24T01:52:34Z Comment by jasonrasmussen I want Eartha Kitt to sing this! 2018-12-22T15:19:21Z Comment by jasonrasmussen Love the lyrics & music! Would love to have a female lounge singer sing this. Please please please! 2018-12-21T23:30:14Z Comment by Ed Spinna Haha love it!!! 2018-12-20T18:51:53Z Comment by Voju haha <3 2018-12-18T11:13:50Z Comment by theaardvark Are we 100% sure Santa Bacon isn't just Kevin Bacon in a costume? 2018-12-18T07:22:46Z Comment by mjmalay26 LOL 2018-12-15T20:32:37Z