Chickens Are Nice by MC Sam published on 2016-09-07T04:45:43Z (for those who are wondering about these tracks: in 2012 this guy Brian was basically forced to improvise songs on demand by another guy Court, and you get to hear the joke play itself out. that's it) Is it recording? I hate all the cats just like I hate men. I don't like the cats; I would rather buy a hen. Chickens are nice 'n they taste really good. But you can't eat a man even if you could.