Squirrel With A Long Jacket by Sincere Imposter published on 2023-10-21T19:59:31Z LYRICS: I want a squirrel with a mind like a diamond I want a squirrel who knows what's best I want a squirrel with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a squirrel with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry And putting up her tail She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a squirrel with a short skirt And a lonnnng jacket...... Nuts! I want a squirrel who gets up early I want a squirrel who stays up late I want a squirrel with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that's dark like tinted glass She's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a squirrel with a short skirt And a lonnnnng.... Lonnnnng jacket Nuts Acorns We're running up that tree Nuts Acorns Baby you and me Nuts With nuts Running up that tree Nuts With nuts We'll have babies, you and me I want a squirrel with a smooth liquidation I want a squirrel with good dividends At Citibank we'll meet accidentally And we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen And trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron I want a squirrel with a short skirt And a lonnnnggggggggg, Jacket Nuts Acorns We're running up that tree Nuts Acorns Baby you and me Nuts With nuts We're running up that tree Nuts With nuts We'll have babies, you and me Yes babies You and me Nuts! ---------------------------- Recorded in the woods behind Rick's house in Massachusetts 1 hour after a super cool-looking woodland squirrel found a discarded CD in the woods from 2001. He immediately listened to Cake's "Short Skirt/Long Jacket", then found himself pining for a lady squirrel in a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnng jacket. The rest is recorded history. ---------------------------- Genre Indie Funk Rock Comment by Jamiehicksmusic FREAKY SQUIRREL EXCITED!!!!! 2023-10-22T19:57:53Z Comment by LJ Lewis Wish real squirrels were vocalists 2023-10-21T21:05:34Z Comment by Niles Saxophone Well Timed NUTZ! 2023-10-21T20:26:08Z