TurtleFrogMan TurtleFrogMan TurtleFrogMan Plano, TX I write story songs. Many of the stories are true. Watch my videos! YouTube: https://youtube.com/@turtlefrogman?feature=shared Topics: Sexual fetishes, reincarnation, sleep apnea, women who don't shave, the story of January 6th 2021, COVID, drug use, pizza place robbery, weddings, divorces and funerals, cannibalism, the story of Joe Biden, transgenderism and pronouns, erectile dysfunction, the World Economic Forum, the story of the USS Indianapolis, time machines, accidents with laxatives, school yard fights, proctologists, teen moms, scientific studies, genital warts, generational divides, national divorce, peeping toms, abortion, petty theft, DIY screws and mental health, suicide etc. TurtleFrogMan’s popular tracks Don't Fall In Love With The Waitress by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-19T15:43:30Z He Went By The Nickname of Buddy by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-30T02:04:49Z I Purchased The Whole Enchilada by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-08T16:37:05Z The Lump by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-04-06T02:23:33Z They Call It "Watersports" by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-04-01T01:54:51Z There's Nothing To See Here, Folks by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-26T13:48:32Z I've Got Good News And Bad News by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-05-10T15:02:07Z Text Me by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-11T21:54:37Z After The Power Goes Out by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-04-25T21:42:44Z We Were An Unlikely Pairing by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-07T23:34:28Z My $800 Piece Of Shit Chevy Chevette by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-01T02:41:07Z A Figuerora With A Storjohann by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-06T19:25:41Z It's Not Safe Anymore In Safety Harbor by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-01T02:43:19Z Wave Goodbye to Dean by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-27T01:52:03Z As It Was So It Ever Shall Be by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-03-01T02:45:59Z Understanding Dolores by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-22T21:49:55Z A Modern Monkey In A Time Machine by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-08T13:33:32Z Catfish Whiskers Are Dangerous by TurtleFrogMan published on 2023-12-03T21:03:21Z Common Side Effects Of This Include...... by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-01-04T16:04:17Z A Former Teen Mom Just Got Her Master's Degree by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-28T17:58:03Z I Was Bitten By a Goose in Schaumburg, Illinois by TurtleFrogMan published on 2023-11-24T17:44:36Z There's No Vaccination For Love by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-01-02T17:06:57Z She Said, "He Spanked Me." by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-01-11T16:31:02Z The Dutch Farmer's Uprising by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-01-24T15:57:31Z It's Suicide Sunday (Because Tomorrow is Monday) by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-19T01:00:17Z If It Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit! by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-04-12T01:30:44Z When The Rain Comes To The Desert by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-04T01:01:47Z Just Close Your Eyes And It's Not There by TurtleFrogMan published on 2024-02-25T20:41:50Z Drag Queen Story Hour by TurtleFrogMan published on 2023-09-29T21:33:37Z What Are YOUR Pronouns? by TurtleFrogMan published on 2023-10-03T17:13:59Z