I should have worn underwear today(or how my gym membership got revoked) by Sweetness published on 2016-04-18T19:13:34Z Waking up and going to the gym Getting shredded so the ladies will think Oh whats this a young baller in his prime Hed go to jail if getting me wet was a crime That’s one sexy dude Walking in and feeling so fly Go to the bench to workout my thighs Whos that hot piece of man meat in the mirror And before I knew it I had popped a boner I search my bag around I cant find them I search my bag around did I leave them I search my bag around I cant find my boxers My hanes my boxers (oh no I left my boxers at home) (oh no I left my boxers at home) I’ll use the john no thatd be too easy It’s a test of will Mind over stiffy I think that guy over there has noticed Why is he staring at my boner That’s gay That’s gay The more I try the harder it gets I think of cloris leachmans tits Nickelback and lumberjack beards Ryan gosling, oh shit that didn’t help Now the heads are turning round my erection The kids are running out in confusion The heads are turning round my erection my boner (why did I leave my boxers at home) crying in the corner laughing gym members oh why baby jesus I don’t know God damn I should have gone to the bathroom Now im the gym pariah Just as I walk out in shame My Johnson goes down Well played You win the time old friend Well played Comment by mikhail.muse 😪😢 beautiful 2019-12-14T07:50:07Z