The Armpit Of The Year by Valeria Heaslip published on 2016-03-22T00:40:10Z Goodbye, the Armpit of the Year, Go further than you see, And take this "story of more woe" A long long way from me. You herd cold winds and clouds so pale And cloak the sun with these. You frighten men and make them frail; Bring women to their knees. And not to mention how you spread Affliction and diseases! The coughs, the shakes, The runny nose, the fever and the sneezes... No longer will the spiteful rain Drain clouds day and night; No longer will this stubborn pain Be tearing me inside. I'm greeting Spring with all my heart! I hail Thee, God of Light! As well as God of Barbecues And God of Camping Site! But when next time you head back here To catch us all off guard, Let's hope 'The End of Festive Cheer' Won't hit us quite this hard. Genre Folk & Singer-Songwriter