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Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.
Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN
LYRICS:
[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion,
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis
[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media
[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more
[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.
[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick
[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!
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