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{ The first sighting of PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE was the first direct encounter of a Project by any of the crewmates since dropping onto the caverns. Recording below: }
{A loud explosion behind the Joker causes a massive cloud of dust to form.}
JOKER: Huh?! Wuzzat?
SIGMASTERPIECE: ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇʟʟ. sᴇᴇᴍs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇssᴏɴ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ.
JOKER: Pff.. Wha-at? Who are you talking to? Little Ol' Me? Why, th- WOAH!
{The skeleton dashes out of the cloud at an unprecented speed, grabbing ahold of the Joker and slamming him into the ground, holding him by the neck.}
SIGMASTERPIECE: ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ, ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ. ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.
JOKER: Gh-! H.. Haha, WHOOOO are you?? I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acqu- YOWZAA!!!!
{SIGMASTERPIECE slams his head into the ground repeatedly at supersonic speeds, before stopping and glaring at the seemingly untouched clown.}
SIGMASTERPIECE: sᴛꜰᴜ + ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴀss + ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.
JOKER: Woaaoaoaooahhh.. BAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOOD ONE! Always happy to meet a fan.. Why don't we give ourselves a little personal space first?
(The Joker's hand squeezes out of SIGMASTERPIECE'S grip, and shoots a pistol directly into his eyesocket..)
SIGMASTERPIECE: ...
{..The skeleton is completely untouched.}
JOKER: Worth a shot! Haha, get it? Like-
SIGMASTERPIECE: ᴘɪss ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ. ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.
JOKER: That's what I do best, baby!
SIGMASTERPIECE: ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇsᴛ.
{The skeleton grabs the Joker with both of his hands, and tears him in half.}
𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋
SIGMASTERPIECE: ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀʟᴇss ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ
{The skeleton flies off in an instant, the corpse of the Joker rapidly disintegrating into nothing but a skeleton.}
...
(The Joker stumbles across an unknown skeleton on the ground.)
JOKER: ...Wow!
JOKER: Big fan of the early Halloween decorations! Hahahaha!!!
(He kicks the skull off into the distance like a football, and goes on with his exploration.)
(Crewmate 03 - The Joker From Persona 5)
>Superhero / DC media
(Heathens // Kamen Rider // Sunflower)
>Comedies and Tragedies, including Society
(Bo Burnham // “Weird” Al Yankovic // The Lonely Island)
>Clowns, Illegal Activity, and things the Joker thinks are Normal
(The World Revolving // The Ultimate Show // Insane Clown Posse)
(Crime Time // Animal Cannibal // Crazy Frog)
>The SMT Franchise and The Persona 5 genre
(Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There // I’ll Face Myself // K’s Tavern)
{PROJECT 11: SIGMASTERPIECE}
>Phonk or “Gigachads” and “Sigma” media / edits
>Insults, Threats, Anger, and Rage
>Vehicles and The Undead
>TikToks and AMVs
>Nickelodeon and Dreamworks
{CAPABILITIES MAY EXTEND BEYOND}
Songs used:
1)Teen Titans Gm - GraphicMuzik (Joker - DC Media // PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - AMV Trends)
2) Sucker for Pain - Suicide Squad (Joker - DC Media // PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - AMV Trends)
3) Let The Pun Fit The Crime - Wander Over Yonder (Joker - Clowns, Crime, Comedy)
4) What the Fuck?! - Mystic Mask (PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - Phonk, Anger)
5) My Shiny Teeth and Me - Chip Skylark (PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - Nickelodeon)