Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot published on 2021-08-29T18:12:50Z Lyrics: [Verse 1: Wilbur Soot] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office Nine till five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him [Chorus: Wilbur Soot] But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) [Verse 2: Wilbur Soot] And yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though [Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy] 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen [Verse 3: Wilbur Soot] How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was twenty-three Means I'm not allowed in Disney World [Chorus: Wilbur Soot] But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole [Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Both] I think about you every day (Every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (And you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favourite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) I want you to care I want to smell your hair Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend Genre Folk & Singer-Songwriter Comment by Strawberry Diluc This didnt age very well didnt it 2024-06-03T02:42:14Z Comment by EenhoornHunter💙 your new boyfriend is an arsehole❤️ 2024-06-02T22:36:22Z Comment by lemon lockdown nostalgia oh damn 2024-06-02T12:41:22Z Comment by 𝓷𝓲𝓴𝓲 ౨ৎ ⁺⋆𐙚 omg 2024-04-25T21:28:41Z Comment by Oscar Scott 🤘 2024-04-19T16:44:42Z Comment by Oscar Scott 🤘 2024-04-19T16:44:40Z Comment by sketchy but hes in your bed and im in your twitch chat 2024-04-14T03:24:45Z Comment by Rafael Payen 🤘 2024-04-10T17:01:23Z Comment by sketchy POV: me 2024-04-02T12:22:02Z Comment by spidie ☆ *NOTICE MEEEEE* 2024-04-01T16:54:18Z Comment by 💵💕 Am in ur twitch chat👾😋 2024-04-01T01:14:26Z Comment by Glitchtrap's Lil bro if you listen very closely you can hear a very deep voice in the beginning of the song 2024-03-31T18:50:53Z Comment by Luna Bloodmoon JUST SANG THIS SONG TO MAH BRO AND NOW HE WONT STOP SINGING AND LISTENING TO THIS! 2024-03-25T11:52:46Z Comment by ThatWasLuna livin the dreeeam~ 2024-03-22T20:53:32Z Comment by Zuko Uroll 2024-03-13T04:03:46Z Comment by Zuko ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🩷❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 2024-03-13T04:02:03Z Comment by ☆C4Tz☆ Not gay tho...:3 2024-03-01T23:50:00Z Comment by ☆C4Tz☆ WOOOH!!! >_< 2024-03-01T23:49:25Z Comment by Kyo!! (HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!) I'm gonna be honest and say that the background picture always made me unsettled 2024-02-29T23:44:56Z Comment by MusicMaster haven't listened to this $hit since 2021, the WOO! was my favorite part lmao 2024-02-24T17:15:27Z Comment by рин 🎶🎶🎶🎶 2024-02-22T19:52:14Z Comment by { Izzy } •3• Cause she moves on pretty BLOODY quick‼️ 2024-02-10T03:00:01Z Comment by Gyro Zeppeli Wilbur being the psychopathic British type guy 2024-02-04T02:38:38Z Comment by @X3L my dream smp phase is coming back to me... 2024-01-30T19:45:59Z Comment by Denji i'm a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style- Wilbur soot 2024-01-29T04:51:11Z Comment by Denji But his in your bed I'm in your twitch chat~~~ 2024-01-28T05:18:56Z