Join my cult to Hello Kitty! by Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3 published on 2022-12-16T19:51:51Z Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! I look so cute and pink! I'm at your door I think But this is not a standard love letter delivery! I'm a greeting feline missionary Hello Kitty has come to your front lawn! We're here to tell you bout miracles that she has done Like did you know she created all colors? When she was born and destroyed the world on accident We're sure to you that that sounds a bit violent In your suburban 3 bedroom barbie house With a dog and two and a half daughters But we assure you! She's harmless when not ticked off Hello Kitty will come to your front lawn! She will compel you to look cute and do her bidding Like us kittens, for we represent her Thirst for expansion and rhinestoning all you love Sing with us as we sing all her praises! Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! Hello Kitty is god and I love her! She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul! Hello Kitty I love and adore her! She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch We have pamphlets if you are interested Please be interested Your soul's style is at risk for damnation (That's right) Really really real damnation Your color vision is thanks to Hello Kitty (Mhmm. that's true actually) Thank her because they're so pretty We have pamphlets if you are interested Please please please please Please Please Please be interested Hello Kitty is god and I love her! She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul! Hello Kitty I love and adore her! She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch Repeat after me kitties! We are definitely, absolutely, and totally not a cult! Hello Kitty and all related characters are copyright of Sanrio Incorporated, and the views expressed in this song are not those of Sanrio Incorporated or any other affiliated properties. Sanrio Incorporated does not share the views of the Church of Latter-day Kitties, and they are not associated in any professional manor Sanrio Incorporated's lawyers have sent a cease and desist to the Church in question, for infringement of copyrighted material not falling under the category of fair use Hello Kitty is god and I love her! She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul! Hello Kitty I love and adore her! She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh! La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch Comment by Candi Roxx why is this a bop though 2023-05-05T02:02:21Z Comment by Fairy Guts I quited the whole thing in 1 whole day lol 2023-01-17T19:11:29Z Comment by Fairy Guts why do I kinda want to make an animation to this 2023-01-02T03:17:45Z