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NOTE: This is a very early audio which was made in a time limit of under 100 hours. I do plan on redoing this. Thank you!
BucketHead as Spider-Man
BuffaloBrandon as Walter White
Buckethead as Jesse Pinkman
Written by BucketHead & BuffaloBrandon
Beat Produced by InsaneBeatz
Mixed by Jordy
Shoutouts to Rayyan, Trakked, & Korekitten
Additional help by NO ONE LOL
Lyrics:
[Announcer 0:00]
BONELESS BATTLE
Spiderman…
Vs.
Walter White!
Begin!
[Spiderman Verse 1 0:09]
Let’s get one thing straight, my name is Peter B. Parker
Shoot my web on a beat like its graffiti, now that’s a fight marker!
I fly high saving guys in the sky
Your wife, Sky, she pulled a knife on you, White!
Jesus christ! Your whole life was in shambles!
Pulled off heists, yet your family was too much for you to handle!
I set a new standard for animation in the theaters
My legacy will grow, you’re in the Crawl Space and can't reemerge
[Heisenberg Verse 1 0:29]
I’ve dealt with flies before, I’m not afraid of a spider
Your “friendly neighborhood?” It doesn’t compare to my empire
Got doxxed by Mysterio because he couldn’t take a loss
So I’ll have to take after him, and I’ll properly finish the job
If you really don’t want chaos, then turn away and run
Your endings never pay off, sequels can’t just keep on making buzz
This battle is no challenge, it’s more like child’s play
Ironic when you remember the horrors of Elsagate
[Spidey Verse 2 0:49]
You bombed and crashed atop the track, when in rap, you’re like Jane’s dad!
Denied the fact that ASAC Shrader’s brain would be dead ASAP!
He couldn’t save Hank, so Heisenberg had hid and laid back
Seems Walter White’s whole plan declined because he had to face Jack!
Bemused about this crazy douche who’d gotten his morals confused
The way I see it, Heisenberg’s just Light for middle aged dudes!
Expected something I can stomach, when Walter is up to cook
But when we’re both inside the kitchen, “I don’t feel so good”
[Walter Verse 2 1:09]
Peter, this is not meth, it’s a verse to leave you disheveled
Sold out to Disney, like it’s your marriage to the devil
Unlike Spiderman 3, My show always bathes in acclaim
Forget your whole monologue; just say my name
Jesse! “What’s up, Mr. White?” Right now, we need to cook
If you want food, then cut the grease, eat something that's actually good
Busted Gus, leaving half of his face burnt to a crisp (emergency!)
While your whiny ass couldn’t put down Wilson Fisk (permanently!)
Talk about my marriage, you and MJ aren’t a constant as a pairing
Jonah controls opinions better than you with Mary Jane (Bitch!)
Can’t defy Heisenberg when I’m rhyming words, so go and step
You’ve dropped the ball harder than your dear Uncle Ben and Gwen.
- Genre
- Hip-hop & Rap