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The Murchison Dam Rave Disco (The 20 Yearly Fry Up!)
@D’s notorious House & Garden Venue of the Year 2020.
(The November Readers Wives Centrefold Full Spread Special Edition)
FAT MUSIC, FOOD and GOOD CUNTS. All served from D’s Bar and Grilling Room.
Free hygienic wooden chip forks behind the bar, catering by Harry Ramsden.
LANDSCAPING, DAM, 20 YEARS WORK, AND VENUE COURTESY of the Murchison Undercover Rescue Operatives. (URO’s)
PRIZES for DISH of the DAY, in any form. However, wherever, whenever, whoever, whatever you are.
Musical voyages courtesy of Captain Moose Knuckle:
Techno-Trance-Rave-Psychedelic-Tinrib-NRG-Washing-Machine-Ice-Cream-Van-Vengabus-House.
Lightweight Chillout & Sea Shanty zone for those WE KNOW WHAT IS WHAT, BUT WE DON’T NOSE WHAT IS WHAT, WTF moments.
Warning: Hypnotic repetitive music, UV, and strobe lighting. Lasers by Lord Laser. It will spin you right round…
All valet parking courtesy of CAMEL TOWING - “no matter how deep she’s stuck, we’ll pull her out.” **If you see a river, brake…
Drive carefully: beware of the Camel Toe Cup hags operating in the area. They’ll take what they want and spit out the pieces they don’t like.
ROOM SERVICE, MASSAGES, AND BREAKFAST BY APPOINTMENT ONLY.
CHECK OUT TIME IS EXTENDED IF HERMITISM IS KEPT AT BAY
DRESS TO IMPRESS OR HOWEVER YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO, BE PART OF MURCH’s HISTORIC PARTY OF THE DECADE!
ROAR:
NO YAPPY DOGS, ROSSERS, NUTTERS, BONGOS, BOTTOM FEEDERS, MINGERS, FIRE PIT STORY TELLERS, OR SEA CUCUMBERS.
If yer names not down, yer not comin’ in. Not tonight, not not tonight. You’re not on the list.
Notes:
Beginning was on full bore to lure em in, and immediately go to sailors hornpipe played at Newmarket. Early Horse Shuffle.
The Captain believed he was playing to no one (playing with himself?), so went light early to build 'er up. Luckily an notorious rave specialist who could see, perked this Navigator of the One and Twos up. We knew what is what but did not strut. It was like a blur.
2 hours 6 mins in a guy walks up, asking for a MIC. I said sorry clean out, plus I can do this…. Thanks shipmate, this raised me u on the journey for the crowd.
Happy Birthday was for Cindy.
Short dick is whatever you get/ make from it. This was played upstairs at Madisons, Bournemouth where the birds hang out. Always a crowd pleaser or confuser. WATCH OUT - Belly Buttons Operating. :)
4 hours 44mins is playing for the crowd, knowing the Raver Speed would be just too much, for the mountain goats entering the room tackling treacherous weather. :)
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- Electronic