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p battle
get it cuz sizing up lol
Lyrics:
Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*
Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-
Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID
Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating
Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake
Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!
Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord
Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao
- Genre
- Rap Battle