A Dating App With Pictures Of A Person's Room, What Would You Look For In A Match? By /u/wuponator by Dan Hough published on 2018-08-14T19:42:12Z I wrote this song for a Reddit user called wuponator, who was sharing what they'd like to see in pictures of a person's room on a hypothetical room-pictures-only dating app. It is the thirteenth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :) Here's the lyrics and chords. The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/978331/if_there_was_a_dating_app_where_you_could_only/e466nt4/ CAPO 1 CHORDS WHOLE WAY THROUGH: Dmin7 Am7 A# C Oh baby, I was givin' up I thought that everybody on this app was clean But when I saw those stinky socks In your photo, hanging off your TV screen Well I knew you were the one I bet you never clean your oven I bet the trash gets taken out just once a month And when you wake up from your sleep And you throw off all those sheets I bet you blow around heavy cloud of dust Cause I want a girl who will never make her bed Because my boudoir is not a museum Nobody's gonna take no pictures of it Turn your bed down and you're gonna turn me off Let the pillows fall out of their sacks Let it be a mess girl, and just kick back Lay down on this pile of sheets and duvets, take a break, and baby just relax Genre Folk & Singer-Songwriter Comment by Critical Situation This is poetry <3 2018-08-15T12:23:53Z