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THE COMEDIAN: ...And that concludes my reasonings on why Twitch is lying to you!
NINJA: OKAY OKAY OKAY. I get it dude, Twitch is a bad platform. WHATEVER! Who cares if women get more??? I'm still the Fortnite KING!
EMILY: Actually, that's not true. According to the Twitch Earnings Leaderboard, data from August 2019 to October 2021 shows that of the top 50 streamers, only 2 were female.
NINJA: THERES TWO OF THEM????
THE COMEDIAN: Oh, this is my friend Emily! I brought her on so she could tell you guys about why you were wrong.
MR. BEAST: You can just make people appear? Out of thin air? With all this power couldn't you get us out?
THE COMEDIAN: Oh, no. I only use my powers for learning!
NINJA: youre a fucking moron
EMILY: You're telling me!
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(02 - ADAM CONOVER)
▶ Programs aired on truTV, & anything relating to CollegeHumor.
(World's Dumbest, Impractical Jokers, Livin' Mask-Free)
▶ Comedians & nerds, real or fictional.
(Richard Cheese, Weird Al Yankovic, Donald Glover)
▶ Things I've ruined, general ruin/ruining, & anything I've been involved with.
(Sex, Myself, Song titles that start with "G")
▶ Knowledge, the truth, and common misconceptions.
(I Know Better, Knowledge Is Power, I Know It, You Know It)
▶ Educational media.
(Sid the Science Kid, Explained, How It's Made)
▶ Netflix originals & exclusives.
(Stranger Things, The G Word with Adam Conover, The Witcher)
(DOOMED 06 - DUBIOUS DUO)
- "Twitch" games, twitch streamers in general, & anyone featured in Ninja or MrBeast's content
(Fortnite, Jerma985, Porter Robinson)
- Money, greed, & nature
(If I Had a Million Dollars, Material Girl, Plastic Roses)
- Shooters & guns
(Halo, TF2, 21 Guns)
- Artists featured in Fortnite
(Marshmello, Oliver Tree, Bruno Mars)
- Franchises featured in Fortnite crossovers
(Marvel, Rocket League, Ghostbusters)
Songs used:
MiatriSs - He Was The Impostor... NOT! (Things I've ruined: Dying in space/Twitch games)
Freshy Kanal - Squid Game vs. MrBeast (Things I've ruined: Poverty/Netflix/MrBeast/Money/Greed/Guns)
CollegeHumor - Mitt Romney Style (CollegeHumor/Money/Greed)
K/DA - MORE (Twitch games)
Masafumi Takada - おしおきロケット (Things Adam ruins: Violent video games)
iDKHOW - MAD IQs (Things I've ruined: IQ tests/Knowledge/Fortnite artists)
Oliver Tree - Life Goes On (Nature/Fortnite artists)
CollegeHumor - Gift Shop (CollegeHumor/Money)
Panic! At The Disco - House Of Memories (Things I've ruined: Housing, Memories/Fortnite artists)
Will Wood - Suburbia Overture (Comedians/Things I've ruined: The suburbs)
iDKHOW - Choke (Fortnite artists)
Andy Poland - Write Final Round (Fictional comedians/Things I've ruined: My vacation/Twitch games)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (UNFUNNY Comedians (Grandayy)/Things I've Ruined: Copyright Law, "Free" Websites/Money)