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MCGamingFTW as Fidel Castro
Morgan Christensen as Che Guevara
LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Fidel Castro]
Let me, communist Cuban Castro, show you millions of stars
This battle will be so hardcore just call it Cuba Total War
This will be real easy, just score and stop being an imbecile man
Your people are being captured by the Libya forces all over again
I scared the shit out of Reagan, I'm a god in Havana
I'm a leader, you’re just on the picture of propaganda
I'll own you cabron, now quit being so jealous
I know you're a little bitch but this is no time to be rebellious
[Verse 2: Che Guevara]
Che did I just hear? That whole verse was a fiasco
Boasting won't help you, I'm much better than you foolish Castro
Grab your beret and go back to Argentina, ya heard me?
Let this true leader show you a revolution verbally
There's no shame losing against an icon
Let me explain to you very carefully how I won
I'm a guerilla of lyrical warfare
You're an old man with a cigar and his beard
[Verse 3: Fidel Castro]
Fidel Castro will make you pay, in the end you will bleed
For once, Guevara, actually listen to the person that leads
You're no heroic fighter, you just look like a gorilla
I'm the illest Cuba leader, fucking bitches in my villa
I'm revolutionary and legendary, you weren't even necessary
Remember that, prick, I was the boss, you were my missionary
I'll fuck you up, I'm real scary, your bitch ass better be weary
I'm alive, you're buried, now tell me, how’s the god damn cemetery
[Verse 4: Che Guevara]
You're out, and now your brother's in, Fidel
Remind me of how you became an infidel
Missile crisis? More like a mid-life crisis
You're a pinga loca, who's rhymes are worse than your life is
With the way that Castro behavin' he needs some medication
As a doctor, my diagnosis, economic stagnation
The true revolution is something you'll never understand
Just try and kill me and you'll only kill a man
- Genre
- Hip-hop & Rap