(OUTDATED) Monster - Friday Night Funkin' D-Side by Friday Night Funkin' D-Sides published on 2021-07-15T19:21:21Z Remix used in the official Friday Night Funkin' D-side mod. Song created by Philiplol. Monster voice... also by Philiplol. Mod link: gamebanana.com/mods/305122 Lyrics: Nighttime comes, and the stars are playing. [bf turn] Constellations shine, your consciousness straying. [bf turn] Crickets chirp, and the moon starts to rise. [bf turn] And beware now, viewer discretion advised. [bf turn] I’ll eat your Girlfriend first, make her inert. [bf turn] And to wash that down, I’ll have you for dessert. [bf turn] Before I begin, I must lock the door. [bf turn] A glass of blood, with eyes for decor. [bf turn] Juicy and succulent, good words to describe [bf turn] This wonderful night, where you’re perfectly ripe. Go on, say goodbye [bf turn] As you fade and die. [bf turn] Oh now, don’t you cry. [bf turn] I just need to fry. [bf turn] Oil a pan, and then flambé. [bf turn] Smells oh so nice, wouldn’t you say? [bf turn] Throw in some spices, and next thing you know [bf turn] You’re well done, and poor Girlfriend goes in the stove. [tempo picks up slightly] When it’s time, you’ll surely be flunky. [bf turn] Now if you excuse me, it’s time to get funky! [bf turn] Wind is cold, but the oven is hot! [bf turn] While I’m at it, I’ll make some Boyfriend tots! [bf turn] Maybe some stew, boil you both in a pot! [bf turn] And while you’re cooking, I’ll wait in my cot! [bf turn] Simmer ‘till you turn green, start cooking beans, hope your meat is pure lean, please don’t think I’m being mean. [bf turn] Chop you up all into cubes! [bf turn] Wait, what’s this in my stew? A pube? [bf turn] Too bad you can’t enjoy this meal. [bf turn] Bet you wish that I would heel. [bf turn] Eat your meat, then lick the bones. [bf turn] Teeth break ‘em too, not just sticks and stones! [bf turn] Comment by Alex ayo monster goin' off rn 2022-03-08T11:18:20Z Comment by just a s.c and jtoh fan me and the boys jamming out to this masterpiece 2022-01-12T14:33:50Z Comment by glucos Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Double Note City 2021-10-30T17:22:48Z Comment by Just_Chaos ✨ cherry demon 2021-10-14T01:08:53Z Comment by charlie scary cherry 2021-10-01T15:28:41Z Comment by trollge Pretty good for someone who just came into existence 2021-09-19T14:58:33Z Comment by Dashawn Glenn pause 2021-09-02T16:53:16Z Comment by IDKwhat821 apple demon lmao 2021-08-31T14:02:21Z Comment by Julien Sierski This is far better than the offical version!!! 2021-08-30T09:12:03Z Comment by OPENEDRUF 🔥 2021-08-22T20:32:50Z Comment by starved Is it bad that its making me hungry for fried food? 2021-08-10T00:15:49Z Comment by jensav.(๑・̑◡・̑๑) *says something that sounds like he said child* 2021-08-08T04:28:09Z Comment by ❥𝐿𝒶𝓋𝓎𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇! ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴜᴘ⚘ oh well, oh well, oh welll~ 2021-08-08T03:43:18Z Comment by RAPIDTANK Its so much better 2021-08-07T02:27:01Z Comment by michaelmadnesss i fucking love this 2021-08-06T02:42:24Z Comment by Erd482 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep 2021-08-05T04:51:27Z Comment by Gametale3 Not just sticks and stones 2021-08-04T12:54:20Z Comment by Gametale3 Teeth break em too 2021-08-04T12:54:03Z Comment by Gametale3 please don’t think I’m being mean. 2021-08-04T12:51:50Z Comment by Gametale3 hope your meat is pure lean. 2021-08-04T12:51:32Z Comment by Gametale3 start cooking beans. 2021-08-04T12:51:04Z Comment by Gametale3 Simmer ‘till you turn green. 2021-08-04T12:49:53Z Comment by Gametale3 As you fade and DIE 2021-08-04T12:47:37Z Comment by oh worm??? @user-248739389-23497116 ma'am what is your pfp 😰 2021-08-04T12:46:23Z Comment by oh worm??? This part is boppin tbh 🤧 2021-08-01T14:49:05Z Comment by Dhar Mann Eather its a cherry or a apple- 2021-07-30T01:06:00Z Comment by proudcock Nighttime comes, and the stars are playing. Constellations shine, your consciousness straying. Crickets chirp, and the moon starts to rise. And beware now, viewer discretion advised. I’ll eat your Girlfriend first, make her inert. 2021-07-26T10:52:57Z Comment by M1seryF0nt Philliplol did a good job on the vocals wowie 2021-07-25T22:06:37Z Comment by jensav.(๑・̑◡・̑๑) he wanna get funky bro , oh tuck 2021-07-23T16:14:51Z