5) Dan Lyons - SubSuburbia (Pt.2) by Futureproof Records published on 2019-10-20T20:14:26Z Taken from the Dan Lyons album SubSuburbia Stream the whole album(or buy Vinyl/CDs)here: bit.ly/3olENTb or on YouTube here: bit.ly/3INOOD9 Part two of the SubSuburbia skits, this alternative spoken word piece details the dysfunctional life of suburban english districts and its issues. LYRICS// Half cut at The Rose and Crown The landlord's not doing any more favours Throw another log on that fire before the gypsies get cold and reach for the petrol Fill that hole in the old driveway and charge them three times the going rate Lay the decking flat, put your brand new sausages on your frozen barbecue And hope and pray that there won't be rain tonight Curtains twitching, this small town is wriggling Man you’ll never catch him looking like that What a state, stupid c*** has got his shirt the wrong way round Get a haircut, clean your nose, where are you going to work? Jesus lives next to the Methodist hall and he’s lending me his drill No more nails for me to stick this lonely mess, just a will and some elbow grease I’m off to Biarritz. Genre Spoken Word