Aliens, Keep Your Distance! by Gom Jabbar published on 2020-09-08T17:26:40Z PA: "Aliens from galaxies near and far, welcome to Earth's Visitor Center. We have the fluffiest clouds and some of the cowiest cows in the quadrant. Please watch this brief orientation video to help you enjoy your stay." Welcome to our humble world. We may not be the brightest but we're the most spiritual! Yeah, we're cruisin' in the Goldilocks. We wrote the book on dashing infants 'gainst rocks. We've had not one World War but two. Then we make scary movies about what you *might* do even though we're the craziest in a 100-parsec radius. Genocide is not just a concept— it's something we've practiced plenty of times. If you come on vacation you better be rich or Caucasian white. (These are the kinds of alien we like.) Aliens, keep your distance! You know we don't like visitors who don't speak English—now that's just odd— cause we're the greatest planet like you would not believe! Aliens, keep your distance. You know we don't tolerate visitors who love their math more than our God who made this planet just for our needs! Not yours, it's not yours, it's ours, it's not yours. That tiny top of the food chain—that's us. Bet your tentacles taste good with soy sauce! When it comes to a-shootin', we don't need a reason. You should see what we did once to a pigeon. Yeah, we're proud to be the shadiest. Burned to a crisp the most scientists, (who needs them?) sent to hell the most atheists, deviants, non-conformists, activists. When it comes to global pollution, we've outdone ourselves. We like to misunderstand evolution as f*** everyone and everything else. Yeah, f*** everyone in this Universe. It's not yours, it's ours! Aliens, keep your distance. You know we don't take prisoners. And when we do, we torture them 'cause we're the greatest planet that's ever formed from dust. Aliens better keep your distance. No, thanks, we don't need your assistance. You steal our jobs, we'll deport your ass. We built this planet just for those who look like us! Not yours, it's not yours. It's ours, it's not yours. Aliens better keep that distance. Oh, we know you don't celebrate Christmas... But don't worry, when we come to visit we'll drop some books together with our bombs. Genre Jazz & Blues Comment by LoNeWolF (Inc.) Good track 2024-03-16T20:58:39Z Comment by Nix this is so cool, loved the mood so much, thank you 2024-03-16T06:52:16Z Comment by Haleen Music 💪 2024-03-15T17:22:03Z Comment by Kevin C. Browne dope 2024-03-14T21:57:11Z Comment by Joe Stroffolino Such a fun song. Love your singing style and the instruments on this as well as the lyrics. 2023-12-04T17:38:41Z Comment by eMCeeJE omfg sooo cool Gom....*ksshhh* ya 2023-12-01T09:27:39Z Comment by binnesteboesu haha my boet lets hope they do in fact keep their distance. keep rockin 2023-11-28T12:07:03Z Comment by dispenser placer Humanity number 1 2023-11-28T03:16:05Z Comment by Nibiru X and the Cataclysms Quality 👏 2023-11-26T17:04:20Z Comment by Armin Zandinejad strong vocal wow good harmony nice mix 2023-11-26T11:12:57Z Comment by dominiquefrench This is wow! Very creative and fun cinematic tune//interesting lyric! 2023-11-21T18:57:44Z Comment by Oldblaccro (old-black-crow) ❤️ 2023-11-18T10:36:51Z Comment by MC Slimm Slappy, The Grocery Store DJ epic 🔉 2023-11-18T03:34:50Z Comment by Old Kid bro nice vibe and sound you are so good in music section big boss and big brrr you are crazy 2023-11-15T18:54:10Z Comment by MAZI wow this is really cool and interesting 2023-11-15T18:50:23Z Comment by BRUNO CASTRO It tricks my imagination; it's pitoresque! Masterful track. 2023-11-15T00:21:40Z Comment by He 2quare Nice lyrics nice vocals, nice ska reggae vibes 2023-11-14T01:22:15Z Comment by Laszlo Papp Music Super music and super humor! 2023-11-12T08:41:32Z Comment by Ladat So original lyrics, I like the idea very much. 2023-11-11T07:28:04Z Comment by rudidegroote Excellent! Puts a huge smile on my face!! 2023-11-10T23:50:24Z Comment by Stranded Alien/ The NTT okay this is my jam 🖖👽 2023-11-10T22:06:33Z Comment by LIVINGDEADGIRLL Already love this song😈👽 2023-06-27T22:53:38Z Comment by W4VEFORM very funny lol, the beat is weirdly vibey 2023-03-23T22:05:30Z Comment by Craig T Elliott Fantastic well written song with excellent vocals and musicianship! 2023-03-22T23:08:14Z Comment by Eleni Kifokeri 👏 2022-12-20T20:40:54Z Comment by ᔕᑭᗩᑕE ᑕᗩT 🚀 wonderful work! I like the lyrics as well as the music! 2022-07-06T23:43:05Z Comment by Jim Manser funny tune enjoyed 2022-07-02T14:38:24Z Comment by It! Awesome! 2022-07-02T12:15:07Z Comment by Llanpsych Immediately wonderful 👽👍 2022-05-11T07:34:55Z