The Hobby Swapping Problem (prod. biosphere) by Headhaunter published on 2019-12-27T18:19:43Z prod. @officialbiosphere mix. @atwood art. @headhaunter Tall tales - short attention span. Lyrics: It was a while ago but I used to make origami/ I used to fold washi paper into cranes for a hobby/ I formed their bodies with perfect angles and dog-eared corners/ making everything from Bengal Tigresses to pale Border Collies/ where you could pull their tails to make them flap their wings/ or pinch their necks to make them roar with their complex anatomies/ but that all came crashing down tragically when, well what happened is/ or was, a horrible freak paper cut accident/ so I tried out something different and practiced martial arts a bit/ transformed my legs and arms to armaments, an armistice I forged between my mind and body/ Karate chopping thick slabs of marble to marbles and blocked a kick with nothing but thinking the thought of “I will block this kick”/ I fought and fought again, I’d always win/ until one day I fought the wrong sensei and somehow lost to him/ and then I figured I could use a new hobby fast/ when I woke in the ICU, mummified inside a full body cast/ so I tried out woodworking, and learned a thing or two/ about building birdhouses and a sanctuary for the endangered with the zoo/ and without nails or glue I built some perfect-fit architecture with versatile sandalwood/ that even termites wouldn’t dare to chew/ but the Steel Industry is a much different beast, their countless inner rings of arsonists don’t like and fear anything built with trees/ so I got into magic with simple tricks/ err, I mean illusions, like how to make a yacht disappear without sinking it/ I put live rounds inside a real gun for every bullet I’d catch/ and I sawed a lower limb, double amputee woman in half/ but when your Transported Man has to trap, clones in tanks to drown/ they’ll take you out, pulled at the drop of a hat with a vanished act, but still, I’m safe and sound!/ but rules are rules so I was gone fishin’/ I threw a net and accidentally caught a dolphin pod in it/ I’ve got some FOMO, rowed from coast to coast/ and caught the Lochness Monster without my rod and then caught the Ogopogo with it/ I studied mutated fish in ponds near Chernobyl/ with evidence of Kraken tentacles adorning on our boat’s hull/ we stumbled on a whaling operation, so we thwarted them/ but let’s just say my fishing boat’ll never be seaborne again/ so I got into miming…/ then I tried out a comedy class to practice my - timing/ and I’d showcase new material at sold out shows on the weekend/ then I auditioned for SNL and they let me host for a season/ I popped up on the screen opposite promising Hollywood starlets with Oscar noms/ in romcoms with a record box office streak/ but my private pilot had the last laugh when I cracked a joke and split his sides, and we were forced to crash land/ so I took the plunge and tried out diving, took a stab at fencing/ gave clay pigeon hunts a shot, and then I tried to tackle wrestling/ tried the chef thing but I let Gordon Ramsay ingest some foreign bodies/ so I’ve been thinking ‘bout getting back into origami/ Genre Hip-hop & Rap Comment by NY NY the third ddhdhdhdjdhdhdhdhxxhxbxbxhxbxbxxhh sup 2023-01-17T18:58:58Z Comment by bluffffffffff bro's been there done that 2022-09-12T11:08:45Z Comment by OnesLostDream i fucking love you Headhaunter! hope you're doing alright mentally and physically 2022-02-16T14:35:34Z Comment by OnesLostDream missing you headhaunter :v 2022-02-02T04:34:39Z Comment by gabriel de la tortilla I love you 2021-10-13T12:05:58Z Comment by 10 20 40 This is so amazing 2021-09-05T16:03:47Z Comment by Snupity It's nostalgic at this point 2021-06-08T09:27:21Z Comment by Snupity Oh no, I never commented. BRUH. 2021-06-08T09:26:59Z Comment by DANK FAM anyone know where I can find the instrumental? I checked out all of biospheres beats and couldnt find it :( I found a beat a week ago that used the same sample but I lost it. Anybody know it? 2021-03-28T11:58:38Z Comment by DANK FAM I need this instrumental man :( 2021-03-22T01:19:28Z Comment by I love samsa My most listened to song of 2020 according to soundcloud 😅 That sounds about right 😄 2020-12-22T16:30:48Z Comment by I love samsa Just jumping to tell you how much I love this song 2020-10-12T11:21:22Z Comment by spacedandy lyrical genius 2020-09-08T06:46:26Z Comment by I love samsa Man this song is just amazing 2020-09-04T21:24:19Z Comment by I love samsa Still my favorite song you ever made 2020-08-20T18:54:22Z Comment by TNTblast So good 2020-06-10T23:45:13Z Comment by awoogaawoogaawoogaawoo fire 2020-06-04T18:06:11Z Comment by Isabel Dubski omg I think I have the same exact problem 2020-05-20T08:34:39Z Comment by I love samsa Best lyricist! (After samsa😅) 2020-05-18T12:31:56Z Comment by User 187226047 Does anyone know this dudes insta i looked uo headhunter but i couldnt find it 2020-05-16T07:35:56Z Comment by NizzBizz He sounded so sad when he said hes getting back into origami 2020-05-07T07:55:24Z Comment by Monarch Still bumping this 2020-03-30T10:34:44Z Comment by Sudobeast haha! nice one 2020-03-02T21:51:33Z Comment by LINF.369 awesome 2020-02-20T15:42:36Z Comment by +24thForce 💕🔥 2020-01-30T23:20:29Z Comment by lando! hahaha omg i love this ghdsfjkghjlkfds 2020-01-23T17:24:32Z Comment by Leecrowbeatz 🔥🔥 2020-01-16T07:41:14Z Comment by Kultz Headhaunter is a lyrical genius 🔥 I hope Samsa is his inspiration. 2020-01-16T02:12:44Z Comment by blackman212 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪🏿💪🏿 2020-01-12T21:33:04Z