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RaccoonBroVA as [Agent Name] (audio)
Cri as [Agent Name] (video)
swizkii as Skip (audio)
Pixel Chris as Skip (video)
Backgrounds by flow21z
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by ENNWAY
Beat by ToneJonez
Beat Mix by Pixel Chris and ENNWAY
[AGENT NAME]:
My name is [AGENT NAME], welcome to the house tour
We’ve placed tons of drones and cameras in this house for
Recreating it online, making a “snapshot” of any home
But for [OPPONENT NAME] I fire “snap-shots” at any foe
So I’ll make it clear [OPPONENT NAME], Skip is it?
As a real estate expert, I’ll pay your home a visit-
OH GOD this place reeks of low poly models
The amount of children’s scribbles for wallpaper is awful
Come with Dread X, skills more missing than chat on live feed’s
I come out on web browsers and MatPat plays me on a live stream
I know it’s a parody, but still, your executions poor
Because the host of this kid’s show is nothing but a TorpleDork
Skip:
Well hi there, my name’s Skip and welcome to my house
I was getting ready for my Halloween party, but I guess I’m down
To battle this pathetic salesman with the worst listings
Because it’s easy when you come up shorter than my Uncle Jimmy
I take notes from Blues Clues, but I’d be more of a Steve that Burns
Got that flannel drip on Halloween, Lumberjack-o-lantern
I went up to your girl like “Wass poppin B?”
Call her Ted the Toolman, I gave her something long and skinny
I must be close to an objective left by Chip, huh-
Oh! It's a W! But it seems I already took it with us!
Your suspicious actions are obvious, there’s no need to pretend
The Ulimate Gamer:
Our game is like quests for swords
Skip:
It's a hidden gem!
Even the Wizrat would spit raps that are less cheesy
Than your diss trash like it’s the It’s plan: wrecked easy
I’m blowing some off steam, like I’m the bathroom faucet
Facing me is suicide, you’re another skeleton in your closet
[AGENT NAME]:
Ok Mr 2 Brain Cells, you think the two of us can go now?
You don’t even own the keys to open doors in your own house
No wonder I work with Northtree, you look up to me
I’m owning you on the beat with no additional fees
I started the opening scene and it already made my eyes hurts
But it seems that’s just the Chip’s Tip of the iceberg
I can check off reasons why we don’t match in wits-
d ont loo k at it d o nt look at it
Your green screen game has the worst graphics ever s a w
Just let it s i nk in that you’re taking a loss
I win by far more than a h a i r, it seems you’re done kid
You couldn’t leave a sc r a t c h while I leave you CORRUPTED
Alright you man child little shit, I’ll fucking tear you to pieces
Discard your body after 9 to 5 selling leases
Rapping against the freshest salesman and you think you’ll ball too?
You’ll pay the price for facing me, so expect a call soon
Skip:
Try your best, but you can’t stop what’s discovered
Putting newer X’s on your eyes, these crosses will cover
Your victims won’t compare to the loss you will suffer
Attempts at being shady are like Peat Moss but dumber
My game is unique, you’re lost with the others
Finding my friend’s, but I’m not fond of your numbers
Honestly, I’m just not shocked by your blunders
If I looked like you, my stocks would shudder
Earl:
He can’t catch up like my fish
Sanchez:
El matadero de este coño no vale nada
The Party Wizard:
As I rock the party, my wizarding would leave him crying to his mama
Skip
Thanks for visiting! Looks like I’ll be making no offer
But I’ll call if the basement needs more company, as if I was the father
Swoldow as The Ulimate Gamer
Tibbs as Earl
CreeperPasta as Sanchez
Pixel Chris as The Party Wizard
- Genre
- Hip-hop & Rap