twenty-two thoughts on god by samsa published on 2016-09-19T15:01:44Z prod. by @yungameba mixed by @tevinwmusic I read about the ark, but wonder ‘bout where Noah kept the fish in God must own a tempur-pedic, that’s why Christ has seldom risen God was bored so Abraham beheld a vision he should kill his children then he almost killed him but then God was like I’m kidding God sure asks a lot for someone who’s supreme and self-sufficient I bet Christ’s apostles really were a group of twelve magicians if God is good then why do kids have cancer cell division truthfully, I’m more pissed off about my plasma television that I prayed for but I never got, if organized religion really wants to solve conditions they should stop peddling scripture, trade the bishops for physicians, melt the steeples into stethoscopes, swap sermons for some surgeons and instead should sell prescriptions I wish Christ was still alive to turn my water into Zinfandel I’m confused why ISIS slaughters guiltless infidels I wonder if when God is sent Fidel he would toss him into hell or place the hard decisions in his closet on a shelf the Fall of Adam sucks and all as God has taught us very well if God’s almighty why could not he just have caught him as fell If I could meet the Lord incarnate I’d award him with a ribbon not as savior, but as heaven’s finest warden of a prison If I were there when Gutenberg had beta-printed newly minted bibles, I’d say wait a minute, you should shorten them a smidgen, and for nonbelievers, make sure God’s coordinates were given I wonder if you sin but pray it off, if all of it’s forgiven I feel like God knew Eve would take it if he called the fruit forbidden but just plays it off, like jesus, dude, admit it, you’re omniscient If Allah were on twitter he would catch some major flack I like to think if you retweeted, he would pat you on the back I like to think he outlawed bacon due to saturated fat I like to think he too’s confused about the SNAFU in Iraq, I like to think that up in Eden there’s a patch of purple grass where every innocent civilian gets a statue and a plaque The Palestine-Israeli conflict’s like the longest game of tag, and with the bombers, it’s the wrongest game of capturing the flag, I wonder if the lord is cross that I do not believe in he but more importantly, I wonder if the lord believes in me Comment by STONER CHRIST 2023? 2024-01-01T22:34:05Z Comment by slenderben226 samsa was a god 2023-08-01T04:31:09Z Comment by SILSON reddit atheist song kek 2022-12-21T07:32:18Z Comment by DANK FAM the piano sample is just beautiful with bill evans and stan getz 2022-12-20T23:22:35Z Comment by hotgrandma69 heyyyy 2022-12-16T00:55:05Z Comment by ‘Ajuaf. Fun fact: It actually has each of the “thoughts” spit in paragraphs! 22 paragraphs, just as said, I counted out of curiosity :) 2022-10-22T22:43:36Z Comment by baSSguru i was hooked after the first verse lmao love you samsa <3 2022-08-01T04:17:57Z Comment by Yintii This was the first song I heard by Samsa 2022-04-27T21:58:30Z Comment by User 227626017 If all of it’s forgiven... 2022-04-03T19:11:30Z Comment by the real bernie sanders☑️ fish don't drown so why would they need to survive a flood💀 2022-03-11T04:54:53Z Comment by Sound Cloud We miss the legend 2022-02-24T11:58:05Z Comment by lewis the sped i wonder if hes a history and english major 2022-02-21T23:30:37Z Comment by Michael Norris samsa insane 2022-02-09T13:57:28Z Comment by Jaloganaz Screw a lyrical genius, this man is a lyrical mastermind 2021-12-25T07:01:21Z Comment by Kosi i love samsa sm 2021-12-25T05:39:06Z Comment by ☆ Angel ☆ still listenin to this shit to this day 2021-12-06T20:29:48Z Comment by Zotto I love 2021-11-09T06:33:17Z Comment by 天国が送られた 2021? 2021-05-05T03:43:44Z Comment by Etrain58 he is a really good artist 2021-03-17T01:07:20Z Comment by lil bandana TRULY GREAT 2021-03-17T00:42:03Z Comment by Illuminati 121 Samsa: The lyrical genuis 2021-03-02T06:21:49Z Comment by Wakfuisprettygood damn 2021-02-13T18:57:29Z Comment by Bloo we miss you 2020-12-13T10:31:00Z Comment by illegal_jeff Underrated my g 2020-11-11T15:40:49Z Comment by CIGViWiT ? he is a genius 2020-11-06T12:44:18Z Comment by Zander Evans F 2020-10-04T22:06:49Z Comment by dead dog F for samsa love you man 2020-09-23T16:41:33Z Comment by Having a Spaz I mean your not wrong 2020-09-20T07:47:20Z Comment by Alva Raatikainen we miss you :( 2020-06-16T15:03:19Z Comment by I love samsa Just read my name 2020-05-18T12:20:41Z