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Profile of Julia M. Celeste Amadeus
Blood: Japanese (50%), Hungarian (50%)
Soul: Purple
STR: 900 Newton
INT: Level 8 (Tesla)
Desc: Level 8 implies hypothetical demonstrability of abstract reasoning ranking 205-220 in the scale of Stanford-Binet Intelligence Assessment Inventory. At INT of Level 4 (Yagami) you'd already make a great military general. At INT of Level 5 (Einstein) you can solve Rubik's Cube within minutes. At INT of Level 6 (Hawking) you can learn Japanese from watching JoJo. At INT of Level 7 (Newton) you're as smart as Phineas and Luke Lawliet, you can expose a corrupt military general within Level 4 (Yagami). At INT of Level 8 (Tesla) you can predict 90% of similar events to 911 that would potentially happen around the world within 50 years (requires 1 hours of reading news a day for 5 years straight). When given a mission to take and store any of your friend's blood within 24 hours, you'd already plan sequences of actions spanning to the deadline WITHIN 30 SECONDS. If you ask any gamer or an employed person with a computer who happened to be individuals on Level 8 (Tesla) what the symbol "(!!" mean they'd already manufacture their complete reasoning bottom to top at 5 seconds in, no small pauses and questions. 2 seconds in if they’re a dank memer.
Why you can't kill her:
-A game she played before (attempts within her entire lifetime): Completion details
-Chess (12 games, 6h into gameplay): First win against 1800-rated bot
-Instagram (2 years anniversary, 50h of activity): 90,000 followers
-Kick Master (1st LIFE, 10 LOSS, 4 days since first played): Completion in 1h 40m
-Ninja Gaiden (3rd LIFE, 2 LOSS, 50 minutes since first played): Completion in 50 min
-Reddit (1st cake day, 168h of activity): 500,000 karma (-3000 from all her bullying comments)
-Rubik's Cube (ATTEMPT #1): Completion in 4 minutes
-Sid Meier's Civilzations I (Emperor, 7p, random, ATTEMPT #2): Domination Victory in 95 turns (24 minutes)
-Super Mario Bros (2rd LIFE, 4 LOSS): She quitted, Super Mario Bros is a boring game
Why you can kill her:
-Aspergers (look more like why you can't)
-Extremely predictable life routine (only useful if you spy on her for a month, not like she would't instantly catch you stalking on her anyway, creep)
-Psychopathology (look more like why you can't, mortal)
How to kill her (don't ask for a full chart of the personality typing system, and the meanings too):
Great at, and valued: Intuition + Strategy
Bad at, and subdued: Unity + Consistency
Great at, yet subdued: Creativity + Resonance
Bad at, yet valued: Value + Tactic
THIS SOUNDTRACK IS PLANNED TO BE A 6 MINUTE LOOP, AND IS EXPECTED TO TAKE 15 YEARS TO COMPLETE. I AM SERIOUS
- Genre
- Classical