'Curtains for Colonel' #giroland by JackalTrades published on 2016-03-02T18:39:51Z a one take response to Colonel Mustards response to The Girobabies response to Colonel Mustard's outburst. Thank you to Rory O'B on guitar and recording. Girolands takes place this Saturday 5th March at The Glasgow Barrowlands http://tickets-scotland.com/yell2. Lyrics below. curtains for the colonel colonel mustard that donald custard is about to get murdered that last warning shot got the mustard hot and blustered offended by the truth of every word that I uttered So I oughta Busta Rhyme it's nearly Barras time and leave the disco baw helmet hanging on a washing line Prima Donna JOhnny wants 1k curtains but its the Barrowlands man you know longer work in Butlins coz its yourself that your hurting when you call my name out Jay beggin way apology any day now but it's too later to save the macalinden the band he's in will abandon him from the brass section to the mandolin all 45 of thim will hand their notice in he s been known to sing about gays and gingers with idiots guide book of lyrics for beginners like junkie breakfast laughed at addiction it said it featured me but that shit was fiction sampled me talking at the start with no permission and he credited me but no credit is given to him no fucks given and zero merits mate are you actually a colonel? then dont play with the military it's a mutiny it's a mutiny today on your illuminatti face your gettinn regulated and get putin in your place your god complex cant handle this pace im not out of first gear i could do this shit for days because I am the promoter yes im why your doing well and I dont even get a cut of any t shirt you sell well ok mac daddy mac mustard daddio you know I get more cameos than fuckin cameo I seen your facebook video were you high or plastered we all take calls when we re all struggling artists Jackal Trades got that battle rap shit mastered No need to be a patronizing middle class bastard no need to be a diva and see your own neighbour colin works here aye slave labour let my mucker party hearty like a ginger party vortex for a god complex it is not complex you did a deep voice and you said it was me ok better than your hokey pokey scissors sisters karaoke Yellow movement looking like an all out war bouncy balls bounce across the ballroom floor my new band is prounounced the dijon four backstage should be good should of thought of that before these are not the curtains you are looking for x 2 stick march 5th in your silly little hat im lyrically strapped for this military act walter mitty fantasist you need the character I am true you are amatueur and if a thousand sixth dijons boo me after ever song then all it means is a thousand sixth dijons are wrong I buck the trend and defy the norm like a high bird flying right into the eye of the storm I challenge you to match me every line for line who you gonna call? MIckey 999 Like a shark in the water fi fiy fo fum i smell the blood of a difficult second album your like laymen brothers one of them false profits you started it i stop it i go pro you novice Its Giroland Donald Ill call it what I call it good luck following we re gonna blow you out the water look over your shoulder like all our SAMA nominations we ve been overlooked sionce the day the giros been creating im not hating on your win for best live act but i vow to take the crown on the 5 of March we get bad press like cybernats but the wise ones know its girolands Genre Sports