Lazarus MC's by Jordan Miché published on 2015-06-05T22:22:16Z “Jordan Miché: Phantom of the Operation" All songs written and performed by Jordan Miché All songs produced, recorded, mixed by ECID Album mastered by Micheal "Eyedea” Larsen Record Label: Fill In The Breaks Song: Lazarus MC's Artist: Jordan Miché Album: Phantom Of The Operation Year: 2006 Track: 10 Lyrics: There’s a place In my subconscious Where the naked ladies dance There’s a hole in my head Where the Feds can see it all Between the Barbasol and stubble Shaves a Mach 3 Rinse it off with hot water Take a shot of sake Hollow tip Cupid And the second-day Stupids Pocket full of shells And a head full of sedatives Feel the trombones On the Mambo No. 777 Global domination Aspirations of Magellan Etched in gold Roll these verses like Pharisees Bouncing the crowd Up and down Like the seven seas With this melody That I bust Like a felony Devouring beets Like toothless rednecks in Tennessee Caught red-handed like Who killed Elmo? Blue Monday Sung by morning wood Pinocchio Oh Woe Guess who’s back in town? Pantomimes frown ‘cuz they ain’t down With this sound You godamn clowns Lazarus Emcees Guess who’s back in town? Pantomimes frown ‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound You godamn clowns Lazarus Emcees Next verse Rowdier than first Turn it up Because its about to get worse So Raise the roof When I smack A hundred million proof I’ll sabotage in camouflage Then let the rabble Babble on Because this theme song Swings the room Like a see saw Arrive like Harrey Carrey With a chuckle From the other side Skulls and bones eyepatch Out to get your mother’s pie Stuttering rhymes like retards Rocking tie dye From California to Boston From the moonwalk to Charleston I’m like Charlton Heston blasting mics Rikki tikki tembo No sarembo Pushing red buttons Like an old Nintendo Hot as gumbo On the Coca-cola tempo Spitting out the rhythm Like my little brother Munching lentils Bombing as I palm it Hip-hop I vomit Spewing out raps Like I swallowed all the Comet Guess who’s back in town? Pantomimes frown ‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound You godamn clowns Lazarus Emcees Guess who’s back in town? Pantomimes frown ‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound You godamn clowns Lazarus Emcees There’s a place in Mecca Where Allah once existed There’s a footprint in the chapel Where the devil took a backstep When I die Make the priest Spit the eulogy Roses on the casket Ghosts laughing We wine and dine While the women cry Drop the needle Boom shaka bam Dr. Gonzo give me high five The type to try and ride a bike With a wooden peg for a leg Dirty moustache frozen to the keg So keep it funky or whatever I’m a drop it ska All you women in the crowd Need to burn your bras Strip naked Until you can’t take it I like your braces Plug me in like the matrix And you’re the actress of the year Like Keanu Reeves And I’m the jazzy ritz cracker Who loves to bang on the piano keys It’s pronounced Jordan Blame Canada 1-2-3 Take two Time to set it off Guess who’s back in town? Pantomimes frown ‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound You godamn clowns Lazarus Emcees Genre Hip Hop Comment by John Casarez this needs more attention. 2020-03-22T02:39:07Z