The Weekly Roast And Toast - 9-9-14 by Double Toasted published on 2014-09-10T09:04:09Z http://doubletoasted.com/ This week Korey plays another one of Mama Coleman's sexy birthday messages, a man sleepwalks off a clip, trailers for Fury, The Walking Dead, and Alien: Isolation, we watch more disturbing Canadian PSAs, Martin weighs in on the Ray Rice story, a man is arrested for dealing Pop Tart crumbs, and Emails and Phone Calls. Like the audio? You'll love love the video. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/ Genre movie Comment by Slam-Dunk Cosmos B-b-b B-14! FALLIN'! 2014-09-22T08:32:55Z Comment by Slam-Dunk Cosmos Gotta put that on a t-shirt with Mr. Robinson, I'd buy that 2014-09-22T08:09:30Z Comment by Slam-Dunk Cosmos top keke 2014-09-22T07:38:31Z Comment by MovieCynic You believed it, though... 2014-09-15T22:12:18Z Comment by Toren Pedersen These calls are fuckin' gold! lmao 2014-09-15T20:11:07Z Comment by Toren Pedersen Sounded like the RZA 2014-09-15T20:00:54Z Comment by Ginger Fitts When I get down to Austin, I've got to go to Waco and meet Mama Coleman! 2014-09-13T13:35:54Z Comment by Ginger Fitts Stop messin' with your mama! 2014-09-13T13:32:45Z Comment by Ginger Fitts Last year's Korey Birthday song...creepy! 2014-09-13T13:31:24Z Comment by MovieCynic Michael 2014-09-11T21:56:39Z Comment by MovieCynic I might have just missed this, but have they ever talked about the Michael Brown incident? 2014-09-11T20:10:11Z Comment by Kevin Stephens 2 What's the name of that tune at the beginning? 2014-09-11T18:05:15Z Comment by JimKata Saw someone pointing the other day the case of two different players (can't remember names). One was caught using an illegal substance, and he was banned for the rest of the season One was found guilty of beating the shit out of his girlfriend, and he's still playing while he appeals the case. 2014-09-11T06:19:27Z Comment by cokbun one two three four five, six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve. 2014-09-11T05:44:51Z Comment by Jose Dejesus-Grimaldo man i cant stop laughing 2014-09-11T05:36:32Z Comment by JimKata It'a psych out. There's no way they would include that shot in the trailer (don't want to spoil it), knowing that everyone who read the comics would recognize what was about to happen. So it must be a total fake out. 2014-09-11T04:58:08Z Comment by mrchocolatebar I agree that a person shouldn’t get fired for something they did outside of their job UNLESS the job is in the media and the employer can prove some kind of lose of revenue due to the change in that person’s image or what they did might have a negative impact on the people they work with at the job. For example I think they were justified in firing Paula Deen because they hired her for her image but her image c hanged. Whether or not it was her fault her image changed is irrelevant. The NFL is debatable but I can see the logic behind firing the guy. I can also see the logic behind not firing the guy. Basically, your boss can fire you for, whatever, as long as it doesn’t violate civil rights laws. As far as smacking up a woman, my general opinion is that it’s never ok to hit anybody regardless of gender. I am not going to make special rules for women because there are situations where it aint necessarily a lopsided fight. For example, if sharkeesha fought Gilbert Godfried, is that so bad? If Chyna the wrestler fought Gary Coleman, is that so bad? What if that MMA fighter, Roxy what’s her face fought Mickey Rooney? Some women can kick some ass so I won’t treat them like children. I just don’t like it when some way bigger and stronger person beats up on a much smaller person. Most male to female fights just happen to fall into that category but It amazes me how if somebody like Shaquile Oneal beats up a 5’2” 100lb dude for talking trash, most of the people who ridicule Rice wouldn’t ridicule Shaq. Also, I have another rule which is, if you hit somebody and they hit you back, stop bitching and moaning about it. You won’t see me slapping Shaq cause I don’t want to get my ass kicked so women, stop hitting (not saying rice’s wife necessarily did) big dudes. Also, size don’t even matter these days cause you can try to hit somebody and get an ass full of lead. This is another reason why it is smart to avoid getting physical. I have had women hit me before and I can say from experience, that sh_t don’t hurt. Hitting a limp noodle arm woman is like taking the Mike Tyson body blow followed by the right uppercut to a 5 year old. Another reason I wouldn’t hit a woman, in almost all cases, is because when the cops show up, it’s your ass they are probably going to shackle like a runaway slave. Would I ever hit a woman? Hell yeah, if some crazy mofo with a knife came at me, I would try to knock her funk out if I couldn’t get away. 2014-09-11T02:17:32Z Comment by Julio Campos 22 Shes fucking defending himself for this. 2014-09-10T22:15:14Z Comment by dmveee These are always great 2014-09-10T21:29:33Z Comment by GiGi Holliday Agreed! I'm from D.C. and live in P.G. County! Ward 9 baby! 2014-09-10T20:19:24Z Comment by Julio Campos 22 That was fucking bizarre. 2014-09-10T20:07:29Z Comment by Hausenfeifer I love this bit. 2014-09-10T19:41:37Z Comment by Hudson Faber That's why you should never talk to a cop without a lawyer. They try to trip you into a lie 2014-09-10T19:08:35Z Comment by Hudson Faber Lying to a fed is a crime 2014-09-10T19:08:08Z Comment by Carnotaurus Gorilla I said this before on the last show: What Ray Rice did may have been bad, but he should not be fired for his action. What he did had nothing to do with his job. To say otherwise is to base that on a blinded emotional perspective of venom. It is his and his fiancé's personal business of which no one except them should handle and take actions on based on their own personal decisions, not yours. If she wants to press charges on him, it is understandable but it should be treated as their own case... By the way, I find it so funny how in the last video, Korey and Martin were basically saying that if a man calls a women a bitch, she should be allowed to physically punch/slap him without any real punishment because he committed to a verbal assault; her 'feelings' and/or ego being as much, if not more important than a man's actual safety...We do not know why Ray Rice punched her, but I can only imagine it was either for something she did horribly to him to provoke the assault or... She verbally assaulted him, which by Korey's and Martin's logic should be perfectly even 2014-09-10T17:34:10Z Comment by dmveee TIME TIME FOR SOME ACTION 2014-09-10T17:12:00Z Comment by MarkoPolo6 He could've ran away in an elevator? And obviously it doesn't matter much if he "beats" her all the time, seeing as how she was the aggressor and attacked first. Guess she forgot about all those other times she got her ass whooped? Sorry, but you're not seeing how hyperbolic you're being by acting like he's king-shit abuser because he got into a physical fight with his fiancee and won. Ray was provoked and attacked first, it doesn't matter about gender - no one likes being hit, embarrassed in front of people and spat upon, and the fact that he's a man and how he reacted afterwards has little to do with what made him angry enough to punch her. So the woman should be blameless because she got hit back and accidentally knocked her head into the railing, and she should've only done the hitting? If he spit in her face and slapped her, you'd have called him abusive, but since it's the opposite....? How exactly are you seeing a woman-beater when it was blatantly a fight? I don't know what happens behind closed doors with them, and neither do you, but you certainly don't have an evidence to claim she's got Stockholm syondrome. Please stop being sexist against your own kind. 2014-09-10T16:10:02Z Comment by Depraved Reaper The mom segment was HILARIOUS!! Sounds like a great mom. 2014-09-10T15:34:23Z Comment by Rickie Woodson love how you continue with the hypocracy. would love to see you keep to those words when a woman 1. tries to kill you or 2. kick your ass. have fun in the hospital if you dont DIE. be real for ONCE 2014-09-10T15:30:55Z Comment by Sky Potato Fire Hutsul 2014-09-10T14:18:41Z