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we should be more grateful but we won’t because we’re people blues by lava lamp published on 2024-04-26T22:56:22Z
a bummer of a poem… or a cry for help (you cant fixxx me, ive tried) by lava lamp published on 2024-04-19T14:08:18Z
expanding what’s left of our collective attention spans by lava lamp published on 2024-01-01T09:57:15Z