The Corking Crack Band Formed inside the singularity, (there was nothing else to do - or indeed time to do it in) The Corking Crack Band really burst onto the scene with the Big Bang. The Corking Crack Band formed their ideas inside the primordial soup. Not, you understand, the same primordial soup that you evolved from - this primordial soup was of a much higher quality. You are minestrone to The CCB’s truffle infused lobster bisque. Having existed for millennia and absorbed the natural rhythms of the universe, alongside one or two narcotics (allegedly) they decided it was time to stop fannying around with simply existing and instead to get down to some serious rock. Having then kickstarted their quarry project and ushered in the Stone Age, they discovered music. Despite their early entrance onto the music scene, they take inspiration largely from the music of the Tweenies. The ever-changing roster of members, centred around a core few such as sometimes band leader Cuthbert Crack Band, seek to emulate the CBBC legends in all their forms. That is, of course course when they are not fighting the evil machinations of their evil nemesis supergroup, The Patchwork Pillocks, who are hellbent on destroying the world through the medium of melody and unusual time sigs that just really jam. The story continues… The Corking Crack Band’s tracks Stand For (Demo) by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-05-02T23:54:45Z Sir Nonce-A-Lot by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-04-29T20:43:53Z Sound The Siren by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-04-25T14:21:12Z Caught In Aunties Undies by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-04-19T20:58:09Z One True Woman by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-04-16T20:38:37Z