Poor Little Penis by Peter Lloyd published on 2022-01-24T16:30:21Z © Copyright 2020 Peter Lloyd Melody adapted from "Beautiful Dreamer" by Stephen Foster No, bladder cancer’s not such a bad fate Not ‘less you miss it or treat it too late Urologists spot it, no matter how small Then go in and scape it right off of the wall To get to your tumor, they don’t have to cut They don’t turn you over and go up your butt The way to your bladder’s not in through your nose They go up your schlong with long, rubber hose Poor little penis takes all the pains Gives only pleasure and never complains Poor little penis just longs to be A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee First they prepare you and put you to sleep Into a twilight you go, not too deep Meanwhile your penis takes all of the flak While you in your twilight, lie flat on your back Poor little penis takes all the pains Gives only pleasure and never complains Poor little penis just longs to be A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee No, bladder cancer’s not such a bad fate Not ‘less you miss it or treat it too late So go see your doctor, and one who’s well known For treating each penis as if it’s his own Poor little penis takes all the pains Gives only pleasure and never complains Poor little penis just longs to be A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee A stout-hearted poker and not a poke-ee Genre Folk & Singer-Songwriter Comment by Peter Lloyd @cesaricxo: Thank you, Terrence! 2022-01-24T17:12:30Z