'chucks and throwing stars (normal speed) by pretzels malone published on 2012-10-15T23:01:22Z written and recorded july 2012 by andrew salvner music on cassette 4-track (2 bass lines, and a fast drum loop off my cheap ass digitech bass pedal) vocals via audacity a n o t h e r _ s h o r t _ s t o r y : You get pushed in a puddle and laughed at. You run home sad, with wet pants and get your sweet ninja weapons from under your bed. You hide outside the jerk's house waiting for them, but they don't come home that night, nor early the next day. you stay hidden. waiting...trying to stay awake. When they finally return, you jump out and unleash some quality nerdrage upon the offenders. t h e m _ w o r d s : hiding round the corner with my 'chucks and throwing stars watching you and your friends climbing out your cars ‘cause i’ve been waiting for you..........for like a day or two see me running towards you spinning 'chucks and tossing stars watching as your friends all dive behind their cars ‘cause i’ve been waiting for you..........for like a day or two Genre revenge Comment by learningtoplay Fascinating to hear you at 'normal speed', (which still feels pretty fast, to me : ) Love those peerless lyrics and the 'I'm about to kick yo' ass(es?)' delivery. 2024-03-29T00:08:18Z Comment by CHUCK F BUCKLEZ & THE FUCKLEBERRY HINN BAND going to beat the shit out of my boss while cranking this in the parking lot 2024-02-09T14:52:52Z Comment by Juan-Antonio Revisiting and looping 2023-11-05T03:00:49Z Comment by Sloth Camp Is that Jerry Seinfeld? Nice song 2023-07-02T21:52:51Z Comment by Side Hustle Prophets wow! 2023-03-23T18:07:54Z Comment by Jeff Roberts there's a campy movie somewhere that desperately needs this 2023-01-20T13:36:42Z Comment by cgmaness Damn! So good! 2022-12-14T04:27:30Z Comment by HOBOCOP 🤘🖤🤘Love your vox and style!! 2022-05-15T19:14:56Z Comment by cosmic keanu Excellent!!! 2022-05-15T19:09:57Z Comment by Mayor of Donutville Come back dude. The world needs you. 2019-09-10T16:38:41Z Comment by The Weighty Tree continues in a parallel reality I suppose...? 2017-08-07T19:05:34Z Comment by drunkenpowerrepost fucking coooooool!!! LOVE IT!!! 2017-02-22T15:45:55Z Comment by open strings like Donnie Darko chapter two. songwriting is stellar. 2016-12-22T14:04:17Z Comment by Ownowl listened with always the same pleasure 2016-12-15T18:34:21Z Comment by LOWTEK INC cool and to the point! 2016-12-11T11:32:28Z Comment by CODENAME : CATATONIC good stuff 2016-09-17T15:26:00Z Comment by Skiprope Opus gotta love it - interesting dynamics in the grindy playing - production. The intro felt very retro - then went alternative - as you know, we love that - ha ha. 2016-09-15T13:52:47Z Comment by pretzels malone @the-tired-horizon: thank you :) 2016-09-05T18:23:37Z Comment by SpaceSlab GO! I'm waiting for your next track, duuuude! For like a hundred days or twoo! Woohooo! 2016-09-03T20:07:24Z Comment by jh0st rep0st just love looove this vocal phrasing and melody... must have listened to this 5x in a row. 2016-08-23T14:01:59Z Comment by ::parTICuL ATes:: awesome riffage 2016-07-15T01:08:04Z Comment by SenfSchool 1000^2 YEAH!!! 2016-07-15T00:00:43Z Comment by HERCULESZENTRALE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2015-09-16T16:21:07Z Comment by LLOM Fast and snappy! very cool 2015-06-09T09:32:13Z Comment by Against the Meuchelpuffer amazing trippy danger and coolness!!! 2015-06-02T06:06:57Z Comment by xanthangum AWESOME KARATEMUSIC:):):)<3!!!! 2015-05-23T15:23:11Z Comment by Harriers Of Discord good speed rock! 2015-05-09T00:50:49Z Comment by MrJones&HisVisionsOfPearl Waiting for you for like a day or two!! 2015-04-22T16:38:32Z Comment by Jh0st So good! Captures so much with so little... 2015-03-31T12:04:49Z Comment by numbers in the dream GreatSongs,LeavesAlwaysWantingMore. 2015-03-27T12:31:52Z