BENDROWNED Vs. Catastrophe Crow - Rap Battle #15 by rabi published on 2022-01-01T00:52:57Z happy new years :) BEN: A bird against the one who froze the web? You’ll need more than a notepad to go past this magnum Opus, BEN Your family’s broken, bent, I’ll look into Manfred’s hopeless mess I know a thing or two about Ocean Quests But we both know Lorenz He dropped the phone cause he knows that his home’s a wreck Not surprised she can’t step up when her legs went and sent her To the hospital bed, and she never woke again But I can see why you slept in, I wouldn’t want to live your dreaded youth Since daddy couldn’t find time to care for ya with the Lens of Truth So no revival’s gonna save ya when I’m dissin' this pest ‘Cuz he nabbed the system and dipped... in the literal sense Putrid, you’re more confusing than your textures Useless, you’re only wanted by retro collectors Moon kids, I ascend over all your flimsy horrors Hubris, you can’t save yourself, it’s YOURTURN Thea: Hm? I think the phone’s ringing This foe’s got his flow missing, but he should know I’m the Mario Killer, I got pro crow spittin’ So best head to Lon Lon Ranch ‘cause on the mic, I roast chickens! It makes sense you’re the Elegy of Emptiness Since all the filler in your writing had made me deathly sick You’re not really exciting- scary sightings and standing silent? I could stop you in your tracks by turning on an anti-virus! You’re the magnum opus of… cartridge possession? Please, I’m more fly than you, even after your ascension! The only thing you froze were the screens you were shown on Mixed with the shallow story that rivals the water you choked on The Father murdered ya’, you got eternal hatred You took to Termina, then you got terminated While I’m still alive, you can’t be comparing our states When your fandom grabbed a pen and gave a terrible fate BEN: Mentioning fandoms? Like you’re someone who could strike a cord Using Unity to stay alive like it’s your life support And don’t say I’m the worst of my kind ‘Cause my Internet Story’s the reason yours is alive Killing this track and the counter resets You’re not getting rid of me with a browser refresh Hear the ringing of the phone going as loud as it gets? Don’t worry, it’ll be muffled once you’re drowning to death Thea: As if I’d cave in to your threats- they should’ve kept this error hidden I thought this reservation could serve up something that’s better written But with your phoned-in disses, you’ve made yourself a living hell Since cowards freaking out at their computer sure does ring a bell I’m not scared of you since your powers consist of nothing And no glitches can save ya’ when your days run out like your funding So once you make like your website and Cleverbot breaks Your ROM will be the only thing that’s left on your grave ENNWAY as BEN Azia as Thea Written by Rabi and Shimario Additional help from ThatTacoGod Prod. by Anywaywell and Glitchdude Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal Thumbnail by Rabi BEN art by Nooby Catastrophe Crow art by CyanCoat Genre Hip-hop & Rap Comment by Zack Klein Ill be honest, i hate creepy pastas...but this was dope. 2022-07-22T04:38:31Z Comment by rabi @uyfttttttttttt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2022-01-01T20:38:44Z