Sonic.EXE vs Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle #8 by rabi published on 2020-09-21T14:40:34Z Maybe your friends aren't really that reliable. Today we have the god amongst Green Hill Zone, Sonic.EXE. Against the mysterious Skype caller, Laura Barns. Sonic.EXE : Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone? Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype? Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed” Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish! You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx Laura Barns: So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect? You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX” Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences. I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow! So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!” Sonic.EXE: You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude? Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too! I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended! You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project! And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship! Laura Barns: I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ! Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside! An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me! Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak! Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker Illuminasium As Laura Barns https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium Beat by 2Deep Written and thumbnail by Rabi Sonic.EXE art by B O R K https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64 Mixed and Mastered by Light https://soundcloud.com/ducky808 Genre Hip-hop & Rap Comment by cdog sonic.exe won 2023-10-20T01:12:24Z Comment by Xilroris Xistrith laura won, sorry sonic.exe 2021-05-26T14:36:32Z Comment by User 290660571 Body Of A Pig (creepypasta) vs. Ghost Pig (creepypasta) 2020-12-27T01:25:34Z Comment by SmashingRewind Sonic.Exe 2020-10-11T08:09:33Z Comment by Chefa Guy imagine your parents ask you if you can come out to dinner, and you tell them sure, right after i finish making "Sonic.EXE vs Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle #8" then ill come!! 2020-09-28T09:19:17Z Comment by Dr Manga Phil Who winnnnnnnnnnnnn 2020-09-26T12:52:00Z Comment by belsxn who won 2020-09-24T01:20:34Z Comment by Vladimyr P. Pretty good, i enjoyed this, sometimes it was hard to hear Sonic but other than that I liked this, keep up the great work! 2020-09-22T06:36:28Z Comment by Nooby Cool 2020-09-21T17:23:38Z